Tax Time is coming!
"You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip." – Advertisement
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax." -- Albert Einstein
"I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he's taking so much of my money." -- Professional Hockey Player
" [Suggested simplified tax form:] How much money did you make last year? Mail it in." -- Stanton Delaplane
"If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil." -- J. Paul Getty
"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension." -- Anonymous
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." -- Herbert Hoover
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr." -- Will Rogers
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." -- Jay Leno
"I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say no, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we'll call it even."–Jimmy Kimmel
"I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes." -- Mick Jagger
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