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Harry and Tom are adrift in a lifeboat. Harry finds a lamp and, giving it the customary rub, is not surprised when a genie appears. The genie apologizes to Harry and Tom and says that, due to cut-backs, it can only grant them one wish. Harry doesn't think, he just knows he's thirsty so he blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer!" The genie claps its hands, the salt water changes to beer, and the genie vanishes. There's a pregnant pause as Harry and Tom consider their new circumstances. Tom looks at Harry with disgust, "Well isn't that great," he says. "Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." |