Sargeant at Arms was our Roving Ralph Requiring Retributions .  Ralph should have been an editor for a local newspaper as he noticed an email between President Angela, President elect Nancy and Tony about "getting off" at the curling club.  I think those three are doing their draft version of Fifty Shades of Red because that's what they each turned at the meeting!!!! President Angela explained the slip up as a "typo".   They were fined! 

Roman was fined because despite having donated $90 back from his wife's 50/50 win at president's night, he let his wife win.....hmmmmm.

John Mattinson was fined for bringing a politician to lunch as our speaker ....  Ralph said "Rotarians don't get involved in politics".    hmmmmm

Lawrence was fined because his phone did the one ringee dingee last week.  Vibrate does the trick.  

Leanne was fined for saying nasty things about Ralph ( girl, do not do that!) in the bulletin she wrote.  Leanne bless her heart said they were all true!  

Doug Langman was fined,  He sunk so low.  Pronounced Cipolla Cipollow.  So Ralphy put on a show.  

Angela was fined for accusing Kevin and John for being the worst singers... ( meanwhile they both agreed that they were so no feelings were harmed in the this banter).  Ralph seemed to think so , hence the fine.  

Reid won 50/50 at President's Night but Mary conveniently said he was not here to defend himself.  

Nancy W had to pay $1 for not providing water to train volunteers, instead told them to BYOW. She asked for a fridge and guess what--Ralph will get us one for a period use at the train station.  

Ralph was upset at the lack of the level of intellect when someone  asked the question "Can dogs ride on Trains?  I didn't catch who but they were fined.  HOw come dogs aka Ralph's dog, gets to ride in a convertible?  

Carl was fined for losing more hair.  Carl blamed it on Ralph.  Rightfully so!