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THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4097 - 17 April 2018 Website: unley.rotaryclub.org.au
Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

District 9520 - Chartered 17 April 1935

President: Heather Kilsby: 0418 892 168
Secretary: Greg McLeod: BH 08 8223 3999   AH 0417 811 838
Address: PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
Email: unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Meetings: Tuesdays at 6.00 for 6.30pm
Venue:
Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA
President Heather Kilsby
 
Please ensure that you respond promptly to the invitation to our next meeting.

Our Last Meeting

 
Venue:                      Damien on Fisher
 
Guest Speaker:        John Hendrikson
 
Guests:                    Matthew Garcia
 
Attendance:            30 Members and 2 Guests
 

President Heather's Announcements

Great to be back in Adelaide after welcoming brand new granddaughter Erin Ida into the family in bloody freezing Tasmania.

Guest Speaker: John Hendrikson - Moments of Truth

Chairman David Middleton gave a rock-star reception to John......a nuclear physicist according to DM.....who poured petrol at service stations and worked for Shell in Australia and abroad for 21 years. He  then formed his own marketing business, retiring to perform as a percussionist with the Mitcham City Band in 2012. John is a member of RC Adelaide.
 
It must be said with such an exhilarating title as this that we would have had, for example, an expose on how few moments that Donald Trump had resorted to the truth as President of the United States. But no, it was all about how the Rotary Club of Adelaide had vigorously addressed the problem of declining membership.
 
Adelaide is the largest club in South Australia but recognised that  it was becoming increasingly difficult to attract and retain members. It sorted itself out in 2015 through serious self examination....John used the viagara/eye drop analogy of having a good hard look at oneself.  Importantly:
  • If the rate of change in the club does not match that of the community it will wither
  • There needs to be security for all members to understand what is not changing
  • A tight and simple set of core values and purpose is essential......the club decided these values should be Honesty, Fairness and Friendship [4 way test] and purpose as Helping Others

There are three pivotal events in attracting new members. Namely a second voluntary attendance by a visitor, questions then asked about the value of Rotary and the club, and expressions of interest in involvement. But the chances of that chain of events actually happening will be diminished if meetings are unattractive.

The Board and Change Management Committee got to work through a series of on-line discussion with members and sorted out what was essential, what can be discarded and what needs to be introduced. The outcome was adoption of the Rotary Brand (previously club designed), Global networking, protection of core values, invoking of a welcoming procedure for guests on arrival and partnering of them, and discarding of questionable habits............out the door went singing of the national anthem, invocation, presidential bling, sergeant fines and toasts. Wearing of ties is now becoming less common. Ed Note. Tis amazing that RC Adelaide had survived with all this baggage........but size and business clout does count for something.
 
With these changes in place, the Club captured 22 new members (12% increase) from the 80 who attended the 2015 recruitment meeting, of which 50% were under 50 and 74% women.
 
John's final thought was about goddess TANIA.....There Are No Ideal Answers. Ed view......maybe Jerry could have a chat with Adelaide and include having fun to their Helping Others purpose.

Spots

Mavis Martin apologised for nor being available to incinerate the sausages at Bunnings on 30 April.....Ken expressed relief.
 
Maria Galatsanos exhorted members to visit the Unley Rotary historic display from 2 to 3.30pm on Saturday 28 April in St Augustine's Church Unley Rd. A series of A3 photo exhibits about Unley Rotary are being prepared. She explained that visitor Matthew Garcia had been putting a video together of Unley and the Church to mark the occasion. Matthew who runs his own marketing and communications company showed the 90 second video about the church; the next two instalments include historic Unley and Heather [aka President] at the Rotunda............and the latter is expected to go viral.
 
Pam Trimmer is looking hard for donations of goods and for volunteers for the Thrift Shop. Matthew Garcia reported that he is currently working on a web driven goods donation program that can be utilised by all the op shops.

The Finale

Jason Booth won the atrocious squares.........new members are required to wait at least 3 years......should have been confiscated! Greg forgot to provide the champagne as required of the Secretary for the club's charter birthday on this date in 1925. Dennis was delighted with the rain over the weekend given the tinderbox nature of the Hills. Jerry was happy that he will not have to have another haircut for a year. Bob as in Mullins seemed to think Port Power's loss on the weekend was something to be happy about. Heather had been delighted (think that is what she said) with snow and no electricity in Tasmania. We were all happy that Trevor was not going to have a spot for 3 weeks. Val was happy to have survived a trip to Goolwa on Graham's motor bike.....should have more sense. Sorrel was happy that she had won a battle with the ophthalmologist. But David M expressed extreme dissatisfaction with  certain banks for their appalling financial management and advisory behaviour which had put a stain on the industry.
 
Despite the President's best efforts to push the meeting into overtime by forcing Trevor to recount his life story, sanity prevailed and we finished on time.

Rotary News

Our new vision statement: why should you care?

By Stephanie A. Urchick, chair of Rotary’s Strategic Planning Committee

We are now more than a year into the process of revisiting Rotary’s strategic plan, a process that will allow us to examine our strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats in order to move the organization in a direction that will allow Rotary to thrive in the years ahead. Our new vision statement is the first lap in that three-year journey.

You may have seen the vision statement and wondered what its relevance is to you. If Rotary were a ship approaching land, our new vision statement would be the lighthouse that keeps us from running aground. Our vision statement explains what we want to achieve, in the same way that our mission statement explains our focus, and our strategic plan represents how we are going to get there.

Strategic planning is a process, not an event. And it is certainly not limited to activity conducted in the board room. Almost 30,000 Rotarians, Rotaractors, and alumni participated in the 2017 triennial strategic planning survey sent out last January. Our strategy office and our consultant partner, Grant Thornton, then conducted countless focus groups, in-depth interviews, and discussions with Rotarians, non-Rotarians, Rotary leaders, alumni, Rotaractors, and others to gather more insight. Over the course of all these sessions, more than one million individuals had an opportunity to provide input.

Out of these focus groups, different elements emerged that were then tested around the world to be sure they were culturally appropriate to both a Rotarian and non-Rotarian audience. These elements became our 24-word vision statement.

“Together, we see a world where people unite and take action to create lasting change — across the globe, in our communities, and in ourselves.”

President-elect Barry Rassin did a masterful job of unpacking the vision statement to incoming district governors and other leaders at the 2018 International Assembly in January. More and more leaders and members are having a chance to see and hear the vision statement and think about how these words reflect the impact we wish to have on the world.

Entering the second year of the process, we will begin to test “priority concepts” that will move Rotary toward our vision statement. These concepts are being tested in every part of the world through additional focus groups, to ensure these concepts resonate in all geographies, all languages, and all cultures. In the third year, the rubber will hit the road. Strategies and tactics will be created and approved, and districts and clubs will be asked to try them and give us feedback.

Why is all this important? Let’s look at Amazon, a great example of the power of strategic planning. Amazon was the very first company to endorse free shipping. Amazon, researchers have noted, rose to power not by inventing a new product or service, but by analyzing the entire industry and making multiple moves into the future, much like a chess game.

Our three year-process allows for many checkpoints along the way to determine if we are still on the right track, if external or internal aspects have changed, and if a response to these changes requires altering our trajectory. When the strategic plan finally rolls out two years from now, there will be more than one million people who — because they had input — can say, “I helped shape that plan.”

What would we like you to do? Share the vision statement with your fellow club members. Think about what it means to your club. And look for opportunities to give your input into our strategic planning process. Help us chart a course for taking action to create lasting change.

Rotary Upcoming Events

April 20-22: RYPEN Rotary Youth Program of Enrichment [ages 14-17]
 
May 2 - Joint meeting with Prospect Rotary Club
 
May 15 - Vocational Visit to Flinders Vision
 
May 29 - The Great Debate (debacle) with Hyde Park
 

Our Upcoming Meetings

Tuesday 24 April 2018 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Maggie Farrell  Youth Engagement Projects
Chair: Maria Galatsanos | Set-up, Welcome & Attendance: Marlene Small & Wendy Andrews
 
Wednesday 2 May 2018 6 for 6.15pm Walkers Arms Hotel, Walkerville
Combined meeting with RC Prospect     Guest Speaker: Helen Glanville
Welcome and badges: Greg McLeod
 
Usual Meeting Venue: Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA 5063. Ensure that a response is given to each meeting invitation.
Apologies to: Stephen Baker by e-mail sandbbaker@internode.on.net or 0403 687 015
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Greg McLeod on 0417 811 838 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015
 

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
Week 1: 5 May 2018
Early: David Middleton & Jerry Casburn  |  Late: Robyn Carnachan & Rachel Harding
Week 2: 12 May 2018
Early: Greg Mcleod & Chad Leader |  Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby 
Week 3: 21 April 2018
Early: Nathan White & Vera Holt |  Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines 
Week 4: 28 April 2018
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: (Rhonda Hoare) & Sheila Evans
Week 5: 
Early: Bob Mullins & David Pisoni  |  Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact:
Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com
 

Bunnings Mile End Barbeque

ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 30 April
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
 
The next Mitre 10 BBQ will be on Saturday 19 May
 
 

The Tale End

The Cruel Irish Sea

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Claddaghduff, Ireland man answered his door to find two grim-faced Constables.

 "We're sorry, Mr. O’ Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers.

 "Tell me!  Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O’Flynn asked.

 The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.  Which would you like to hear first?"

 Fearing the worst, Mr. O’ Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

 The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O’ Flynn.  Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"

 The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.  Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

 Stunned, Mr. O’ Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"

 

 The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
 
 

 

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