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Bugsy Moran
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President's Chat
Pres Chat 25/8
BUGSY’S BANTER 25th AUGUST 2021
National Youth Science Forum
NYSF Coordinator Rotarian Allan McKinnon informed me that Will Glisner will now go before a selection panel and be interviewed to ensure he a suitable candidate. However Allan informed me that the work assignments that Will submitted as part of his selection requirement was exceptional. Will’s principal at Emmanuel could not speak highly enough of Will’s attitude, work ethic and manners and recommended that Will be taken on for the NYSF 2021.
 
Scholarship
I spoke with Rotarian Bruce Smith of the Torquay Rotary Club about their scholarship they run for the schools in their area. Bruce was not completely up with the program but informs me he will email me all the correspondence of their scholarship program once he finds out more.
 
Ian Watson
Ian is once again building a vehicle for his PNG project and hopes to have this completed by Christmas so that it can be shipped to PNG early in the New Year.
 
Fire Warning - Summer Fire Seasons

The number of high-risk bushfire days could triple in some parts of Victoria by the end of the century, caused by human induced climate change.
 
The research, published this month in the International Journal of Wildland Fire, found that under different emissions scenarios both mean and extreme fire danger are expected to increase in Victoria.
 
State-wide, research modelling indicates a 10 to 20 per cent increase in extreme Forest Fire Danger Index, with the greatest change projected in the north-west region.
 
However, the greatest relative change in the number of 'Very High' days per year will be in central and eastern parts of the state where there is a projected doubling and tripling, respectively in the number of 'Very High' days. Report co-author, CFA Manager Research and Development Dr Sarah Harris, said scenarios used in the research show increased temperature, caused by human-induced climate change, to be the main driver of hightened fire danger.
 
Changes in temperature, humidity and rainfall during spring and early summer mean the fire season will continue to start earlier and run longer. As a flow-on effect, springtime opportunities for prescribed burning could reduce," she said.
 
CFA Chief Officer Jason Heffernan said he was proud of CFA's robust research program which he said brought further understanding of the impacts of climate change in the contest of firefighting.
 
"As firefighters, we see the effects of these longer and more severe fire seasons and it's important that we turn our minds towards what firefighting looks like in the not-too-distant future," he said.
 
"CFA is undertaking work to identify challenges brought on by climate change and increased fire risk, and ways to solve them through adaptation and mitigation.
 
BIRTHDAYS
Peter Cassady August 27
Geoff Grec August 27
 
MEALS ON WHEELS
27 Aug         Jan Read
3 Sept           Barry Moran
10 Sept         Fiona Steenhuis
17 Sept         Jan Read
24 Sept         Cheryl Bellman
 
ROTARY CLUB OF WARRNAMBOOL, DAYBREAK    
Minutes of Meeting 25th August 2021
Format: Zoom at 7am
Attendance: 21 members, 2 junior Guests
Apologies:  2 no.
Presidents Chat:
- NYSF - Our nominee to Selection Panel, lot of paperwork, 2,000 applicants.
- Contacted Torquay RC re School Scholarship they run, awaiting further info
- Met with Ian Watson, preparing truck for delivery to New Guinea at Xmas time
- Long Term Fire Warning Prediction
 Strategic Plan:
Jennie conducted a session on Strategic Planning - Opportunities & Threats.
Sought input from those in attendance.
Opportunities -
·       Molding the club into something more modern and appealing, adapting to change, investigating what other clubs are doing
·       Attracting new members with targeted approaches for differing member categories such as the young, active retirement group
·       Tap into past members for project support, alumni network
·       Merging existing Rotary clubs in Warrnambool
·       Use community notice boards, flyers/cards in venues such as motels for advertising & promotion
·       Use social media more effectively, advertising for new members, boosting existing programs
·       Broaden activities through working with other groups
o   Expand Friends of Rotary
o   Joining with other rotary groups to undertake large scale projects
o   Tap into schools e.g. Clontarf Academy
·       Capitalise on virtual activities during COVID e.g. invite a friend to listen in
·       Offer a hybrid approach once face-to-face meetings resume
     ·       Applying for grants for projects
 
Threats - external factors over which we have little control
·       Impact of COVID
·       Competition for new members e.g. other Rotary Clubs, Probus
·       Aging profile of current membership
·       Current busy lifestyle of target groups
·       Lack of appeal of Rotary
·       No signature projects to attract media attention
·       Early morning meetings may be a barrier
·       Whole of Rotary becoming top heavy and bureaucratic
 
Member Announcements:
Care Program - not happening due to Lockdown
Serge’s Fishing Report: See below. Fish not caught by Serge.
Meeting Closed: 8.35am
 
 
 
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LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

 
So I started a dating agency for chickens but had to give it up. I just couldn't make hens meet.
 
 
Is there something you can take for kleptomania?
 
 
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle…
 
 
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences
 
 
I went to the doctor yesterday and asked him if he had anything for wind?
He gave me a kite.
 
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The toughest part of any 7 day lockdown is the first 6 weeks.
 
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A rich American tourist is sitting at a bar in Scotland, believing he’s a connoisseur of the best Scotch whiskeys. When he takes a sip of what the bartender says is a 30 year old Scotch, he spits it out, saying “This Scotch is no older than 15 years".
 
The Barkeep suggests another fine Scotch, and he takes a drink. Same thing again. He spits it out saying that “This Scotch is not even 10 years old". Just then a glass slides down the bar, and stops in front of the American.
 
He take a drink, then sees that it came from the drunk sitting at the end of the bar. The American says “Yech, this tastes like p*ss!”. The drunk says, “Aye laddie, but how old am I?”
 
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‘Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?'
 
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
 
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' tink £5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
 
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't yiz tell me the dog was Catholic?
 
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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted.. I was so shocked I swerved the car.. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'
 
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Comedian Nick Helm has won an award for the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe some years ago. The up-and-coming funnyman was given the prize by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel put a selection of their favourites to a public vote.
 
He won for the joke: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."