Will glass coffins become popular?
Remains to be seen.
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
Dad's reply!
"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?
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A New Age Church opened about thirty minutes drive from my house so I decided to go and check it out.
It was a rough area with a high crime rate but the people were very friendly and welcoming.
The Pastor approached me three times during the service and placed his hands on my head, each time repeating " You will walk, You will walk, You will walk."
I kept telling him there was nothing wrong with me that I could walk
By golly that Pastor was right. When the service was over and I went outside my car had been stolen.
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, "I think I lost an electron.
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
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A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."
"What do you mean 'all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."
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