My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks and I haven't lost a pound.
Apparently, you have to show up.
The advantage of exercising every day is that when you die, they'll say,
'Wow, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years just getting over the hill.
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When I was in Amsterdam I went to a bar and I saw Van Gogh having a quiet drink.
I went up to him and said “Are you Van Gogh?”
He said ”I am”. I said “Can I buy you a drink?”
He said “no thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere.”
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The board of a company needed to replace the CEO and had 3 candidates.
They were the sales manager, an engineer and an accountant.
The board decided to ask each of them a simple question and depending on the
answer one of them will get the job.
They called in the sales manager and asked him what 2+2 were.
The sales manager said I know that 2+2 are 4 but with some marketing and advertising
I say that 2+2 are 7.
Next came the engineer and asked him the same question.
He said I know that 2+2 are 4 but you know how the sales dept over estimates
so I say that 2+2 are 3.999857456.
The accountant came in and they asked him the same question what 2+2 were.
He said I know that 2+2 are 4, but what would you like them to be?
