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Liza McCosh
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Dr Liza McCosh President 2019/2020
Upcoming Events
Portland Fishing Trip/Social Weekend
Feb 28, 2020 – Mar 01, 2020
 
Peace Concert
Mar 05, 2020
 
District 9780 Conference
Mar 20, 2020 7:00 PM –
Mar 22, 2020 1:00 PM
 
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President's Chat
Liza's Chat 33
Hello members of Daybreak and welcome to Bulletin 3
 
Weekly Meeting –Our guest speakers this week were Paula Gardiner and Mel Starr, Managers for the Reid Oval redevelopment project. Both Paula and Mel are contracted to the Warrnambool City Council for a three year period to oversee the project on various levels of construction.
 
 
It was interesting to hear about the various aspects of the project in particular the drainage system advocated for the oval and how it will work across the surface of the field.  Negotiations are ongoing with funding bodies and the proposed sporting groups that will utilise the facilities to be built and we look forward to having Paula and Mel return at a later date to provide an update on the project to our Daybreak members.
 
 
We were very pleased to welcome a guest Rotarian to our weekly meeting, Colin Aldis, President of the Rotary Club of Rochester which is located in Minnesota USA. Colin briefed us on his Rotary Club which has approximately 150 members and is one of three Rotary Clubs in Rochester, the other Clubs being Greater Rochester Rotary Club and the Rochester Rotary Risers.  Colin said his Club’s biggest fundraising event they organize is an annual basketball tournament for their region which raises substantial funds.  We rarely get visiting Rotarians from other countries so we were delighted to welcome Colin to our meeting.
 
We also had a very healthy fines session with several of our male members being fined for ‘naughty boys’ at our recent Proudfoots social evening.  Geoff was also fined for recently realizing he was on the Admin Committee, eight months into our Rotary Year... Good one Geoff!
 
Our speaker next week will be Helen Bayne, Partnership Broker, South West Local Learning & Employment Network Inc., and our fun session will be conducted by Andrew Nield.
 
Future Guest Speakers and Fun Sessions – Listed below are the guest presenter and fun session roster for the weeks of February and into March. The rostered members are to either give a presentation or to organize another guest speaker.  Remember that it can be just as interesting to hear the life story of one of our members, so don’t be too shy to speak about yourselves as it gives our newer members an  insight into who you are and your life journey.  Please advise me in advance if you have organized another speaker for your rostered session.
 
March 11 – Andrew Suggett, Fun Session Mehul Patel
March 18 – Jenny Turner, Fun Session Chris Preston
March 25 – Max Taylor, Fun Session Janey Preston
April 1 - Mr Adee-Jonathan Davidson, Urological Surgeon, Fun Session – Jan Read
April 8 – Children’s Day – Easter theme
 
Clean up Australia Day – Due to other commitments Daybreak are unable to join other community members at the usual Clean Up Australia Day on March 1. Alternatively Glenn has organised with the Council that Daybreak members do their clean up two weeks later on Sunday March 15. The meeting place will be our usual location along Aitkins Road and the boys from Clontarf will be joining us for the cleanup.  Hopefully we can organize a social get together at the conclusion of the clean up.
 
The Care Program –Eight clients attended Surfside Two Caravan Park last week where the Care Program will be located until mid December 2020. Seven loads of washing and drying were put through the machines and a barbecue along with tea and coffee were available for patrons. Due to other Daybreak commitments we require people for the Care Program roster this coming Sunday.  Please contact Glenn if you can assist.  Donations of deodorant (both male and female) are welcome, and of course donated clothes as winter approaches will always be accepted.
 
Daybreaks’ Care Program has been one of the projects selected by the District Conference Committee to be featured in a video clip to be played at this years’ conference in Swan Hill. Janey and Chris will be interviewed about the project for the clip and hopefully we can obtain a copy of the short video as it will make good promotional material for Daybreak.
 
Board Meeting – The Board met last Tuesday evening and it was decided to allocate donations to The Seven Women Project in Nepal ($250) to Clontarf to assist in the purchase of a lawn mower as theirs was recently stolen (up to $500).  The Wunta Committee have forwarded to Daybreak the money collected at the Wunta Breakfast and as a result Daybreak will forward a cheque for $1500 to the Rotary Club of Bairnsdale Bushfire Appeal.
The idea of changing our Daybreak shirts to another colour or design was again raised.  I put this to the members at our Wednesday meeting, as I did earlier in the Rotary year, and it was again voted down.  Members thought the existing colour was good for the work we do, in particular the constant barbecues.  The current ones available on Rotary Down Under are a deeper navy than previously and members are welcome to visit this site to order new updated versions of any material available.
 
As part of her role on the Administration Committee, Alison has volunteered to oversee the updating of Daybreak’s current policies and by-laws in keeping with RI standards and is seeking the support of a group of members to assist her.  Please contact Alison if you are willing to work with her on this task.
 
The Board also discussed the need to have a weekly meeting allocated to an assembly focussed on Membership.  At this stage I am looking at the date of Wednesday April 15 but this date will be confirmed in the coming weeks.  As we have passed our busy fundraising period we can hopefully find some time to attend to matters concerning Club infrastructure and membership and it is hoped that all members will be able to contribute ideas to the discussion at this assembly.
 
Bunnings BBQ 2020 – We have recently been notified by Bunnings that Saturday April 25 (ANZAC Day) is available to Daybreak for a Bunnings Fundraising BBQ.  As Daybreak has missed out on previous allocation dates we have decided to accept the date offered.  Rosters will be circulated to members at our weekly meetings.  Please contact Ian if you can assist with filling the roster. ANZAC Day falls on a Saturday and there is no public holiday allocated on the Monday, meaning there will not be a long weekend on this date.
 
 
Peace Concert – Chez is currently selling tickets for the Rotary Peace Concert scheduled for Thursday March 5 at the Lighthouse Theatre.  Tickets are $40 per head so please contact Chez if you want to attend.
 
Foundation Movie Night – Sue has confirmed the date for our next Foundation Movie Night which will be Thursday May 21 at 7pm.  I am Woman which focuses on the story of Helen Reddy and the impact of her iconic song, especially on the feminist movement, is our selected movie.  We will be asking members to sell tickets when they become available as this will be a major fundraising event for the Foundation. 
 
Group 5 Social Day – Rotary Club of Port Fairy are hosting a Group 5 Social Day on Sunday May 17.  More details will be circulated as the program develops but please mark this date in your diary as it is sure to be an enjoyable day.  It provides great opportunity to network with the other Rotary club members within the Group 5 district including the Rotary Club of Portland and the Rotary Club of Portland Bay.
 
Other Dates on the Rotary Calendar
 
Feb 23 – Longest Lunch, Brother Fox, Deakin University
Feb 21-23 – PETS Multi-District, Creswick (registration now open). President Elects to attend but also Secretaries, Treasurers and Foundation Chairs and other Directors are also encouraged to attend
Feb 29 – Fishing Trip, Portland
March 5 – The Peace Concert, Lighthouse Theatre Warrnambool
March 15- Clean Up Australia Day
March 21-23 – District Conference, Swan Hill (registration now open)
April 8 – Children’s Meeting, Easter theme
April 25 – ANZAC DAY – Bunnings BBQ
April 26 – District Assembly, Ararat or Stawell (tbc)
May 7 – May Race breakfast meeting (Thursday) Lady Bay Conference Room.
May 17 – Group 5 Social Day hosted by RC of Port fairy
June 6-10 - Aloha, Rotary International Conference, Honolulu, Hawaii
June 24 – Change-over Dinner, Lady Bay Conference Room.
 
Remember the four way test as you connect with people this coming week:
 
 
Enjoy your week
Liza
 

Images from the Long Lunch

 
 
 
 
 
 
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Check out the daybreak Facebook page for the stories. 
 
 

LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

 
So, this bloke with a facial tic which caused him to constantly wink applied for a position as a sales rep for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best university with honours, your references are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, as a sales representative is a highly visible position, we're afraid that your constant winking will confuse or scare off customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."
 
"Wait," said the applicant. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
 
So the bloke reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out dozens of packs of all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms; at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He opens it, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
 
"Well," "that's all well and good, the interviewer says ,but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees damaging our reputation by womanising all over the country!"
 
"Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?" .
 
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"For sale," read the ad in our hospital's weekly newsletter, "sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn once, by mistake."
 
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
 
The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
 
The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eight weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled for six weeks from then.
 
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
 
The first is a Golden Retriever.
 
The second is a Old Age Pensioner.
 
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Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, "... And what's that supposed to mean?"
 
Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.
 
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
 
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition..."
 
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
 
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
 
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
 
"Clean my house."
 
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
 
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."