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Stephen Bellamy
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Stephen Bellamy President 2018/2019
Upcoming Events
Guest Speaker - Ann Morris
Oct 24, 2018
7:00 AM – 8:30 AM
 
Marnoo School Visit
Oct 25, 2018 – Oct 27, 2018
 
Joint Group 5 End Polio Movie Fundraiser
Nov 01, 2018
 
Dog Trials
Nov 03, 2018 – Nov 04, 2018
 
No Events advertised.
 
President's Chat
Steve's Chat 18
Hello All,
 
Undoubtably the highlight of this week’s meeting was Barry Brooker’s fun session.  With the assistance of Barry’s grandson Charlie, Glenn, Gerard and Leni, we were all entertained.  I can’t find the words to describe the event, or the laughter of all in attendance, so please click on the following link to see a short version of what was to follow for those that volunteered.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Prior to the fun session we watched a TED-X Video – By Mark Balla
 
When Mark visited slum villages on a business trip to India a few years ago, he noticed schools were full of small children and teenage boys, but no teenage girls. He wondered: where were the teenage girls?  What he learnt was teenage girls had stopped going to school because there were often no toilets.
 
It became clear that once girls get their period, they stop going to school. For adolescent girls in India, it became a time of mourning, as they couldn’t easily participate in life or have the same opportunities as the boys.
Mark, a member of the Box Hill Central Rotary Club, has started a charity called We Can’t Wait. With the help of Indian Rotary clubs, the charity will install toilets in schools in India.
The squat toilets will work on a composting system, because adequate plumbing infrastructure is not in place.
 
According to the World Health Organisation, 600 million Indians are forced to defecate in the open.
 
The Water Supply and Sanitation Collaborative Council states that of the 1.4 million schools in India, 200,000 have no toilets and a further 400,000 have unusable toilets
 
Water.org states that every 21 seconds, a child dies from water-related illness and that more people have a mobile phone than a toilet.
 
To donate to We Can’t Wait, visit facebook.com/wecannotwait or email mark@wecannotwait.org
 
Leading up to World Polio Day on October 24th there has been some sad news.  A nine-year-old child has been confirmed as the first death from polio in Papua New Guinea (PNG) since the country was declared polio-free 18 years ago.  PNG was declared polio-free in the year 2000 and before this year, its last recorded case was in 1996.
 
To read the full article from ABC News, please follow the supplied link.
 
 
Peter Haywood - Rotary Club of Maryborough - has proposed a unique idea for a different method of arriving at the District Conference 9780 in 2019 and at the same time raise money for End Polio.
The concept is to create a simple ride. A simple ride that travels through each of the Rotary towns in District 9780 and completes the loop at our District conference March 2019 (Maryborough). Eight days of cycling (approx. 250km each day), cycle for 30 minutes only or rotate in a crew to complete a stage or mix it around with a variety of cycling/resting crews for a longer distance.
 
If you would like further information, let me know and I will email you further details.
 
May I remind you all, that on this day in 1956 Dr Albert Sabin discovered the oral polio vaccine
 
 
Next Week’s Meeting –
 
  • No Guest Speaker At This Stage – If you can get one please give me a call
  • No Video At This Stage – If you find one please give me the details
 
For meeting apologies please call or message Cheryl on 0409 003 625 before 12:00 Noon on Tuesday.
 
Weekly Meeting Rosters:
 
  • Attendance Table:
    • October 10th Glenn Rundell
    • October 17th Geoff Grec
    • October 24th Peter Smid
    • October 31st Cheryl Bellman
  • Where in the World/Fun Session
    • October 17th Janey Preston: Where in the World
    • October 31st Glenn Rundell: Where in the World
    • November 14th Ian Harper: Where in the World
Guest Speakers:
  • October 24th – Ann Morris: “Insulin for Life” Project
Future Meetings & Activities:
October: Economic & Community Development Month
  • Meals on Wheels – Friday 12th, 19th, 26th 
  • Surfside Homeless Program - Sunday 14th, 21st, 28th 
  • Proposed visit to Marnoo - We visit them on Thursday, Friday & Saturday October 25th to 27th
    Cheryl to update on changes & coordinate
 Down the track Events-
  • November 1st – Joint Group 5 End Polio Movie Fundraiser
    Group 5 Foundation chairs to assist Sue Cassidy with ticket sales and raffles.  All to assist Lydia with lolly bags.
  • November 3rd & 4th Dog Trials – 6 Volunteers per day
    Janey Preston has organised – Roster is full
  • November 29th – Mark Balla event hosted by RC Warrnambool East at Warrnambool Football Club
  • November Fishing Trip – Serge to coordinate & update
Thanks’ for your ongoing efforts, and please continue to “Be the Inspiration” in everything you do for our community.
 
President Steve
 

This recent pic of Bob's grandchild, was taken just before
he I notified Child Protection about emotional abuse to Sam,
presumably for the Collingwood jumper.
Bob doing it tough at the Jim Stynes Bar and Grill. Life is tough.
 
Read more...
 
 
 
 
Check out the daybreak Facebook page for the stories. 
 

LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

I engaged the services of an origami teacher and my work has improved tenfold!
 
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An elderly woman walked into her local church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
 
“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.
“The front row please,” she answered.
“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “The priest is really boring.”
 
“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.
“No,” he said.
 
“I’m the priest’s mother,” she replied indignantly.
 
“Do you know who I am?” he asked.
 
“No,” she said.
 
“Good,” he answered and walked away.
 
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Yesterday evening it was getting dark and I was quietly reading and waiting for my husband to arrive home in an hour or two. Suddenly the phone rang. I answered but nobody seemed to be there. I then turned to see a huge shadow of a man come towards me out of the back hallway and I screamed for my life in fright.
 
A frantic female voice on the phone called my name and asked if I was O.K.
 
I then had to apologise and explain to the poor woman that my husband had come home unexpectedly early and went to clean himself up while I was watering the pot plants out the back.
 
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The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
 
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
 
This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" ; "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
 
"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened".
 
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big  smile. "Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation............. She never got your email! "