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Fellow Rotarians, we are friends and when times get tough it really shines through that we are also extended family. Haysey’s gorgeous Chris was well known to most of you, and it has been a shock to learn of her unexpected passing due to medical complications.
 
Peter, yours and Chris’ families are in our thoughts and we are all here as and when you want or need us, whenever and however those moments arrive. 
 
Mateship. Camaraderie. Team. Together. The ‘We’ and ‘Us’. I am so proud to be with a bunch of people that don’t use words like these for the sake of it, but that we are together in jest and in action. 
 
I will summarise the RI Convention experience next week - I am still here attending it and its been amazing once again - here is a little teaser… so far (halfway mark) it involves a drag queen, a dancing Madagascan hospital director, whiskey, NZ, a stock feed bag, banana box, some wood and kindling, a tiny French village and Cambodia and that was day one! Plus the incredible keynote speakers and presentations. Their stories are phenomenal and will be available online - its been really inspiring to hear from them at the convention, I look forward to sharing some of it with you when I am back.
 
I am sorry I wont be there on Wednesday, Tony D is stepping in, thanks Tony. And a shout out to Bob who has been covering a lot of bases!
 
- James
 
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Vale Chris Hayes.
 
We were saddened this week to hear of the passing of Chris Hayes.  Her kindness and gentle spirit touched the lives of many.  Your correspondent experienced her kindness on many occasions and it has been moving to hear other Rotarians share similar stories of Chris this week.  She was a true inspiration and will be deeply missed. Our thoughts are with Peter and his family.

 

Minutes.

 
Attendance: Nooka reported that our illustrious Secretary has lost 7kg’s and is getting fitter by the day thanks to Gracey’s boxing sessions.  Nooka reported 1 very good looking Club Secretary, 19 other members, and one guest present.  Our one guest was visiting Rotarian Ann Barker. 

Meal: Parmigiana with chips and salad.  The meals appear to have improved since our secretary started paying their bills.

 

Bob introduced our President and the gates were open and we were off and running.  James will be at the RI Convention in Melbourne next week, dare I say it, taking the moped in traditional club style. 

In reports;

·       Greg spoke to Brooke Jensen about the Science and Engineering Challenge on Monday the 14th of August.  Eight schools will be involved.  Volunteers will be needed for this event.

·       Greg also spoke to Brook about the upcoming National Youth Science Forum.  We are actively looking for candidates for this year’s event.

·       Greg is going to speak to Hannah Van Zyl about Warrnambool College’s outdoor education program for indigenous girls.  Stay tuned.  (Postponed for a week - Ed.)

·       Paul advised us that he has paid the club’s bills and is about to head overseas for three months.  I didn’t realise we paid the club treasurer that well.

·       James informed us that the change-over dinner will be held at the Lady Bay Hotel on July 8th.  The cost will be $70 per head.

·       Bob has some good guest speakers lined up and has rescheduled the cemetery tour.

·       Bob will ask the bowls club if we can pick four meals from the menu and rotate them.  Lindsay nominated roast beef, roast lamb, roast chicken and roast pork.

·       Bob is proposing a ten-pin bowling night followed by a meal at Bojangles next Thursday night.  Details to follow.

·       Bruce was able to report that he is on a new American myeloma treatment trial and is doing very well.  He also reported that Sandy Roberts has done a wonderful job raising money and awareness for Myeloma Australia.

·       Brendan announced unexpectedly that Ron McLeod is now using the StackApp.  This is surprising because Ron’s phone is made out of bakelite and has an original, Paul Harris approved, rotary dial.

·       Nooka advised that he was leading his own footy tipping contest with 67 winners. T-Bone, Dillo and Rob all place their tips before the games are played and so trail Nooka in second place.

·       Gerard reminded members that volunteers are still needed for the Neil Porter Brauer College Automotive Program.

 

Ann Barker then spoke to us about her involvement in the Community Refugee Integration and Settlement Pilot (CRISP) project.  The CRISP project helps people who are refugees and have been accepted for settlement in Australia.  Volunteers are matched to new arrivals and the volunteers assist with the transition to a new life in Australia.  Ann is assisting a family from Iraq who are coming to settle in Warrnambool.  She is trying to raise $12,000 to support them with housing, clothing, and similar needs.  Robbo noted that he had his ‘how to learn Fasi’ CD’s in the back of the Volvo, but Ann noted that a course teaching English speakers how to learn Fasi was of little benefit to Arabic speakers hoping to improve their English.  Matt observed that Ann’s club, the Rotary Club of Warrnambool Daybeak, had recently hosted the Longest Lunch and raised $9,000 for Loved and Shared.  We commend Ann on her involvement in this wonderful project and wish her every success.  Hopefully our club will find some way of supporting her.

Lindsay conducted and excellent fines session based on the accounting implications of the recent State budget.  We hit the line running and, by applying Officer’s Law, the meeting was judged a complete success.

 

Rotary Horse Racing report.

Power of Song continued her quest this week to compete in every race on the Western Highway sponsored by a business based on beer drinking.  Power of Song, whose name is written mathematically as xSong, ran in the Exchange Hotel Stakes at Horsham on Friday. 

Power of Song started the race as favourite, frankly, because most punters are idiots.  For example, I was talking to my brother and advised him that the horse was favourite but was almost sure to run poorly.  He immediately picked up his phone and placed a bet on her. 

Sure enough, xSong got out of the gates poorly and managed to end up both boxed in on the rail and in last place, which isn't easy to do.  Our valiant filly stormed home only to be pipped on the line by fourteen lengths. 

I have included a snap of Power of Song at the top of the straight, because that was the last time she appeared on screen with the eventual winner.

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago, Stephanie Sommer left Australia after attending a Collingwood game.  Causation is inferred but not proven.

Our Club and Community Fundraiser 2023 NOV-APRIL
Building on 2021/2022 - Supporting ROMP
December 3rd 10:00 AM leaving from The Pavillion.
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