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22nd March -Scott Lowrey

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Tickler’s ramble.

Hi fellow ferals, great role up Wednesday.  We had a blast from the past in Pinkie Kemp come along and we even had a visiting Rotarian Roma Britnell, who was also our guest speaker. Roma informed us that if the local community want anything done we need to make a lot of noise about it.  No wonder our club seems to get so much done.  Our main focus now will be our auction and the trade fair. So please stay tuned for more information for Malcom and Peter see you all Wednesday with or without your mask and toilet paper 🧻

Cheers


Tim Goodall

Apologies to Macca.

Also meeting apologies are now directed via the Club Secretary (Me) preferred no later than Tuesday night prior a meeting.

I can contacted via (mob: 0407 052 758) or email mackablue@outlook.com

Cheers Potholes

Minutes.
 
Attendance: Nooka recorded 31 members, and three guests present.  Our guests were visiting Rotarian and Member for South West Coast Roma Brinell, past member Pinky, and Mary. 
 
Meal: This week we enjoyed a regional Chinese dish that Rob Coffey identified as Wuhan stew.  Wuhan stew consists of a chop suey of minced bats and pangolins on a bed of noodles with a garnish of biodegradable packaging peanuts.  The pangolins were to protect us from witchcraft.  Superb.
 
Knuckles kicked off proceedings with a joke about nursing homes.  It was an excellent return to form for Paul as he returned from suspension.  Paul then introduced our President, who congratulated Rob on the success of the Peace Concert. 
In other reports:
  • Garry is starting up the footy tipping comp again.  $20 each, entry is voluntary unless you don’t want to join.  If you don’t put the tips in you get the away teams.  If you miss a meeting and don’t apologise, you automatically get the away teams.  Bring your $20 this week.
  • Your correspondent reported the Woolsthorpe lunch will be on Sun 19th April at 12.30pm.  Members expressed a desire to organise a bus.  I have contracted Les to drive the bus.  If you fall off the horse Les, you have to get straight back on.
  • Greg passed on Jann’s rather brief report.  Thanks Greg.
  • Hayessey reminded members the trade fair is on the 16th of June, probably at the Emmanuel Centre.  Members are asked to help as much as they can.
  • Malcolm reminded members we need to invite people to our Charity Auction on the 16th of May.  Tim us that we need ‘bums on seats’.  Clearly the club contains enough bums to make this work.
  • Rob informed us the very successful Peace Concert raised about $4,500.  This will go to the Rotary Foundation and its Peace Scholarship program.  Money was also raised for our club’s bushfire appeal.  Well done to Paul O’Reilly for collecting the money.  Rob noted the event was a great way to showcase Rotary in a way that did not appear boastful.
  • Macca advised us that Physicality would be running tomorrow at Warrnambool.  See report below.
Les introduced our guest speaker, Rotarian and Member for South West Coast Roma Britnell.  Roma spoke about how issues need to be raised with some theatrics in parliament to get the attention of the media.  She noted a great deal of legislative work occurs with bipartisan cooperation despite the adversarial portrayal of politics in the media.  She noted that as society is constantly evolving, legislation need to constantly change with it.  Roma noted that she brings a wide range of life experience to Parliament, including working in healthcare, working in farming and running a business, and bringing up and educating four children.  However, no one person can know everything.  Roma asked the whole community to be her ‘eyes and ears’, and to bring important issues to her attention.  People in parliament need feedback from the community.
 
Doug conducted a short but excellent fines session.  He fined everyone who was not wearing a dress, and The Compass paid.  This settled a dispute about what Matt wears under his suit. 
 
Mary gave us a report about her week.  She went to Jan Juc with Narelle and Paul.  She is going to Swann Hill in two weeks and was looking for some blue overalls to wear. 
 
Our meeting ended as physical and metaphorical clouds gathered outside.
 
 
Macca noted our President might now not be in the good books of our guest speaker and Member for South West Coast.
 
Roster.
 
Boré’s view.
We are all needing to change the way will live in response to the Covid-19 pandemic.  Working from home may now become the default setting for most people.  This week Boré brings us a cartoon from another artist.  To be really safe, Boré is not only working from home these days, he is sitting at home and getting other people to do his work for him. We thank him for this contribution; 
 
 
Rotary Horse update.
 
 
As Macca mentioned last week, Physicality raced in Warrnambool last Thursday.  He was entered into the South West TAFE handicap, one of a field of eight horses.  Straight out of the barrier our jockey took Physicality to the back of the field, I assume to save time later on.  Our heroic steed briefly challenged for second last by going six wide around the bend before he settled back in the straight.  The erotic ungulate held off a robust challenge from the ambulance before cruising home in eighth place. 
 
Physicality finished strongly, with the rest of the field still in sight.
 
Our long suffering trainer did not take the news of Physicality’s loss well, and immediately put the horse up for sale on an ‘online auction’.  Hopefully this is not a euphemism for something else.  And so it ends.  The journey that began three years ago at our Rotary Charity Auction has come to an early end.  Vassa Blue has gone to Queensland and Physicality has been sold to god-knows who.  Spare a thought also for Peter Lynch, who has had another promising Cox Plate campaign nipped in the bud.
 
If the journey was all too short, it was a lot of fun and it was an adventure.  Thanks to all those members of the club who bought a share of these horses at our auctions and shared the journey with us.  Thank you to Peter Lynch for organising it.  Thanks also to Wilde Racing, both for their generous donations to our club’s Charity Auctions, and for their efforts in training Vassa Blue and Physicality.  No doubt this effort involved its share of frustrations, but it also saw some great successes.
 
All is not lossed however.  Twenty members and friends have a share in another Wilde Racing horse, Sirileo Miss, that is currently being trained up and should be ready to race in the Spring.  Stay tuned…
Restaurant now open.
Junior kindly sent us these snaps;
 
 
A Note From Brendan
This week marks the anniversary of the passing of our son Matthew. Thanks to the club for the support over the past 2 years. A few of Matts friends have requested an event to remember Matt by. We are having a gathering at my place on 21st March in the afternoon/evening. I am catering for the meal but it is BYO drinks. Please let me know if you would like to attend so I can cater accordingly.
Covid-19 - taking sensible precautions.
 
To prevent the transmission of the Covid-19 virus we can use an antiseptic hand wash.  These hand washes are usually a mix of water and alcohol.  We pick up the virus from our environment by touching things with our hands.  The hand wash kills the virus on our hands before we touch our mouth or nose with our hands.  But what do we do if the virus has already entered our mouth?  If only there was a water-alcohol product we could put in our mouth to keep us safe?
 
Brendan brings us this snap from a recent lunch he attended, where they are taking no risks with Covid-19.

This stuff just got real.

The Central Spoke recorded the exact moment this week when the Covid-19 crisis really hit home in our club.

Clean Living.
 
Pip Ritchie is no fan of clean living, and this week he explains why.
Ten Years Ago This Week.
 
It is highly doubtful the District Conference will go ahead this year given the current circumstances.  Ten years ago ADG Rob Coffey was attending the District Conference in Geelong.  After a late night out Rob thought he could disguise a little nap during the conference by wearing sunglasses in the dimly lit room.  This almost worked until Rob started snoring loudly.  No doubt Rob will miss this year's conference if it does not go ahead.
 
Thank you to all those who contributed this week.
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