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President's Report.
 
 
Received an email from RI SOUTH PACIFIC & PHILIPPINES OFFICE outlining an action plan toolkit to “ensure that the organisation continues to thrive through the coming decades”. 
 
Key areas are: 
 
  • increase our impact. 
  • expand our reach. 
  • enhance participant engagement. 
  • increase our ability to adapt. 
 
Within the toolkit there were many flyers that assist in those key areas. Let me know if you’re interested in looking at information. 
 
The inbound RX student has arrived - Simon. Let David know if you can help out with a short stay. 
 
Last week’s meeting saw the inaugural “dad joke or fine” session that ended with more groans than coins. The jokes continued right to the end as the winners were announced for the best joke. Bishop Scott was exemplary in his ability to be unbiased in assessing all entries based on delivery, content and punchline. The fact that all three winners were Melbourne supporters was a sheer coincidence. 
 
This week’s bridge is Cape Bridgewater. We took the campervan for its first test drive. Lunch here, free camp somewhere. 
 
See you Wednesday!
 
Sláinte Mhaith
 
Paul
 
 
Upcoming Events
 
August 10th and 11th - Science and Engineering Challenge.
 
Late August - Constructing shed for Loved and Shared.
 
17th September - Bowling and Bojangles.
 
Early January - Meeting with our first ever inbound exchange student, Jenny Myers.
Bridge report.
 
A bit of a cryptic bridge report this week.  Bragging rights for anyone who can solve the puzzle.
 
And the bridge it shines, Oh cold hard iron.
Puzzle number 2.
 
Bragging rights also for anyone who can tell us who the fun-loving people in this famous painting are.
 
Club Information
Welcome to our Club!
Warrnambool Central
Imagine Rotary
Wednesdays at 1:00 p.m.
Warrnambool Bowls Club
75 Timor St
Warrnambool, VIC 3280
Australia
Phone:
0493 467 248
Please join us for lunch at the Warrnambool Bowls Club.
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Minutes.
 
President Paul is stamping meetings with his own style. As the bar roller door descended ready for us to begin, the Pres spied a glass of coke and ice sitting alone on the bar and grabbed it just before the roller reached the bottom. “Anyone’s coke?” he cried. No takers, so presumably some surprised bowling club member on the other side.
 
Pip again swore of commencing with a joke, and instead told another true story about a fruit shop proprietor…..very amusing as it turned out, but let
us just say it didn’t sit naturally with what Pip unearthed about his role in the Rotary manual….”the Sgt ought proceed with tact and diplomacy, and avoid any jokes which might offend sensibilities”.
 
Director Jellie advised Warrnambool Rotary Club have an inbound Danish exchange student Simon Larson arriving on Sunday and wonder whether we might be able to assist by hosting for a month or two prior to Christmas? Can we all consider whether any of us might be able to help. All Warrnambool clubs are probably at the stage of needing to spread the inbound hosting load.
 
Sub’s are going out soon. $300 plus the option of a $100 Centurion donation which goes to Rotary International. This year, in order to bolster our depleted coffers, we’ll also be given the option of a $100 payment which will go directly to our club. It is noted that of the $300 sub’s, our club retains only retains $27. 
 
In Nooka’s absence Glenn reported 21 members in attendance. No visiting Rotarians and no guests. DO all think of bringing as a guest anyone who might be a prospective member.
 
The Pres advised our host venue has asked for any feedback and/or suggestions regarding our current meal rotations. Thoughts?
 
With no guest speaker this week we enjoyed an extended and lucrative fines session of a Dad joke required from everyone, and a fine for anyone who failed to come up with one. Gee there were some worthy shockers. Fines seemed to descend even on those who actually told a joke. Pip and Paul wrapped up an enjoyable lunch recalling some unfortunately named friends from the past….Di Verticulitis, Anna Phalactic, Colin Oscopy and Con Tagis.
 
ABR
 
 
Nooka 2.0
Football update.
 
 
We are now approaching the business end of the season and the race is hotting up for the coveted number one draft pick.  The Bombers appeared in the box set through most of the mid section of the season but an unexpected W over the hapless Giants left them five percentage points adrift of the Tige's.  This week however Richmond faltered with a win over the Eagles and fell above Essendon with the extra win.  West Coast are making a late charge but appear to have left their run too late after four wins early in the season.
 
With games against Adelaide, St Kilda and Geelong, Richmond will have to hope they don't accidentally win against St Kilda and hope Essendon picks up one more win for the year.  Essendon face Geelong, Sydney and then Port Adelaide.  Only the Essendon-Port game appears to offer the Tigers any real hope.  Our many Richmond and Essendon supporters will be biting their finger nails right until the final round.
 
In other sporting news, Martooshi has been nominated for races later in the week.  Matrooshi's task over the next month is similar to Richmond and Essendon's.
Ten Years Ago.
 
Ten years ago, Senior Sergeant Shane Keogh was our guest speaker.  When Shane first attended a club meeting, he was already familiar with many of our members.
 
Our Club Fundraiser 2023 - every hand on deck!
Building on 2021-2023 - Supporting ROMP
Date TBC
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