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President's Report.
 
Hello Rotarians,
 
This week I spent the week in Warrnambool as recommended! It has been cold and wet!!
 
The Chief Minister has me building a new walk-in robe so I still won't see much of Warrnambool as I will be stuck in a small room with no windows!
 
This week we have a guest speaker ACFO Ferguson. He will talk on the fire season as well as the CFA. We will allow time for questions if you have any. 
 
I see some more people have replied to the Annual Dinner. Thanks to those that have replied and if you havent please consider coming to the annual dinner to welcome Paul to the chair. 
 
There are only 4 weeks to go for my term! Where has the year gone!
 
See you all on Wednesday 
 
Regards
 
Bono
 
 
 
Upcoming Events
 
June 3-26 - Push Up Challenge.
 
June 17th - Raffle Draw.
 
June 26th - Changeover dinner.
Rotten Returns.
 
 
Home invasions are getting a bit too close for comfort, so we have decided to upgrade our surveillance cameras and do away with the old system.
 
As for the meeting, it was good to see Bono back on deck and filling in as president for the fill-in presidents. In the tradition of all good sergeants, Gracey's jokes are getting worse each week. Moses was the guest speaker, and had some trouble getting his tablet to work. The bishop was in the congregation. 
 
The annual winter mass migration north has started.  The Jellies are in Greece,  the Bullivants are somewhere OS, Vertigans are in a broken-down campervan somewhere north of the border, and Clive and Jan are cruising to San Francisco to visit their son before flying home.
 
T-Bone is on his way to Nashville, the home of country music, where he hopes to expand the repertoire of Fools on Stools and add to his collection of shocking shirts. Bono is briefly visiting Warrnambool. I've probably missed a few, but it's difficult to eavesdrop on everyone's conversations.
 
I haven't seen Shane at Rotary for a while so maybe he is with one or two of his sons in Canada or Germany. Speaking of cops, I am grateful to the bowling club for watering down their beer. I was breathalyzed on the way home from Rotary, but all was well.
 
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Boré’s View.
 
One of the perennial mysteries of life for those of us still in the workforce is seeing retired people in a rush or worried about time.  Why are retired people in a rush?  They don’t need to be anywhere.  What are they rushing to do?  Check out the Aldi weekly Best Buys?  Watch Wheel of Fortune re-runs?  Shammy the caravan?  And, why would a retired person be rushing at 2.00 in the afternoon?  Is that nap time or dinner time?
 
Anyhow, the point we am trying to make is this.  Moses drove all the way from Geelong to speak to us this week and Gracey was in a big rush to wind up his presentation and end the meeting five minutes early.  What was Gracey rushing to do? 
 
Boré could offer us no insight and just sent us this cartoon instead.
 
 
We thank Boré for another fantastic cartoon.  p.s.  Boré, if you hang around Aldi, sooner or later they will have a cut price scanner in their weekly Best Buys.
 
I realise I have just insulted 95% of our valued Central Spoke readership.  Apologies for that.
 
Minutes.
 
Attendance: Nooka crunched the numbers and recorded 24 members, one guest and one visiting Rotarian in attendance.  Our guest was Moses Pulop and the visiting Rotarian was our president, Bono.
 
 
Meal: Crumbed fish.
 
 
Gracey kicked off the day with a blue joke about a carpenter before introducing President Bono.  Brendan noted that he had read last week’s edition of the Central Spoke and that ‘everyone’s a comedian’ and there is ‘no respect for the office of president’.  Brendan further advised that;
  • The Up Challenge is only weeks away.  Join us or sponsor someone who is taking part.  Encourage friends and family to join us or sponsor us.
  • Get your raffle tickets back to Bob by the 10th of June.
  • Rsvp for the Changeover dinner on June 26th in the Stack App.
  • A big thank you to all those who helped collect cans at the May Carnival.  The Bonomatic is fantastic, has been cleaned, and is now in the Trigg Foundation shed.
  • Four barbecue aprons have been purchased for the club (see photo).
  • Fifteen high-vis embroidered tops have been purchased for events (see photo).
  • Verto’s motor home broke down in Bateman’s Bay (a.k.a. Canberra Beach) and Louise had her purse stollen in Greece.  This is why you just stay at home Brendan.
 
In other reports;
  • The student who recently lost her father will be going on camp this Friday with our support.  Matt thanked the club for this assistance.
  • Gracey reminded members that they can do virtually any physical activity to participate in the Push Up Challenge.  Get involved and recruit other people to get involved.
  • Nooka reported that after a tough week to tip, T-bone has hit the front with 75 winners.  This all the more impressive because Trev tips weeks in advance.
 
Moses Pulop spoke to us about our past cooperative projects and potential future projects.  Moses’ presentation began poorly when he mentioned Collingwood and Scott Pendelbury.  It rapidly improved as he began to speak about the projects in the Southern Highlands of PNG. 
 
Moses spoke about the spring water capture and rainwater harvesting projects we have already completed.  He also spoke about the building of water access and toilets at the school.  We have also assisted in providing 400 birthing kits with another 200 to be sent shortly.  The timber has been cut and work will begin soon on building the new maternal care hut.
 
Possible future projects include the replication of past water projects in other areas.  Apparently, the interest from surrounding communities is great.  Moses and Boré are also exploring the possibility of sending school and medical supplies to the Ingin village area. 
It was great to see Moses again he remains a friend of the club.  Hopefully we can continue to make an impact in the Southern Highlands.
 
 
The barrel was drawn and The Compass snagged the free lunch.
 
Moses and The Bishop are normally partial to stories about a carpenter,
but Graceys carpenter story was of bit too off colour for their tastes.
 
Bono operated Moses’ lap top for him.  That was a bit of a surprise because, as Bishop Scott pointed out to me, you do expect Moses to be more of a tablet man.
Rotary Horse Racing Report.
 
With recent news that research may have vindicated us over the whole Sirileo Miss doping scandal,  syndicate members have been asking if we should consider legal action against Racing Victoria.  The problem is, we need to find the right legal representation.  
 
Fortunately Lew has been scouting around for us and he thinks he has found a firm of young go getters in Cobar, NSW who have what it requires to take on the legal big wigs working for Racing Victoria.  Lew reports,
 
 
More exciting updates as they come to hand.
Ten Years Ago.
 
Fifteen years ago, our Charter President Bruce took Oskar a.k.a. 'The Stig' out fishing.
 
 
Meanwhile, Pinky did a bit of traditional hand grenade fishing of his own.
 
 
 
 
Our Club Fundraiser 2023 - every hand on deck!
Building on 2021-2023 - Supporting ROMP
Date TBC
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