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President's Report.
 
Hello Rotarians
 
Another week has passed, it is just over 3 weeks to Christmas!!  That means I'm half way through my term as President!
 
Today we sorted the cans at the Jericho cup. The weather was not the kindest and may have impacted the numbers. The inclement weather impacted the  can count in turn.  Despite this we had a great turn up to support the process. 
 
Remember to advise if you are coming to the Christmas party for catering purposes. 
I have spoken to Bishop Scott and he will look through the remaining goods from Brighton RC DIK and Tony Austen will take what's left for his next container to PNG. I have attached a picture of what is left that is currently stored in my shed.
 
Coming events are the Woodford Cup and the Red Hot Summer Tour .
 
See you all at 1PM on Wednesday. 
 
Regards 
 
Pres Bono
 
Upcoming Events
 
5th December - Christmas party.
 
31st Dec - Collecting cans at Woodford Cup.
 
Early Jan - Wednesday evening meal and lawn bowls.
 
Early Jan - Beach clean up.
 
16th January - Collecting cans at Summer Touring concert.
 
February - Trivia Night.
Jericho Cup Can Collection.
 
Thanks to Robbo and Boré and Robbo for these photos.  Thanks to all those members and friends who helped sort cans on the day.
 
 
Boré buys is raincoats from Glad.
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Warrnambool Central
Imagine Rotary
Wednesdays at 1:00 PM
Warrnambool Bowls Club
75 Timor St
Warrnambool, VIC 3280
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Boré’s View.
 
Here at the Central Spoke we like almost everyone.  There are really only a few people in the world that really get on our nerves.  One of those is Santa Clause.  That Santa bloke gets his child slave elves to work their fingers to the bone all year making toys and he turns up on Christmas day and acts like it is all his work.  Santa Clause?  St Nick-all-the-credit would be closer to the truth.
 
Recently the wonderful Rotary Club of Brighton did the hard yards sourcing a mountain of goods for local South West Victorian communities that have been doing it tough.  We turned up like Santa Clause to deliver the goods to local towns.  Shortly, our hard working president Bono will visit the RC of Brighton to explain to them how we got the credit for all their hard work. 
 
As always, Boré was on hand to document this wonderful project.
 
 
We thank Boré for another wonderful cartoon.
Minutes.
 
Attendance: Nooka complimented Bishop Lowrey’s purple socks and noted he was ‘looking wonderful’.  Scott asked Nooka to please not to sit next to him.  Twenty one members, two guests, and Maria.  Our guests were Chris and our guest speaker Peter Haynes. 
Meal: Schnitzel and gravy. 
Sgt David opened with an excellent duck shooting lawyer joke before introducing our President.  Brendan reported;
  • The Brighton Rotary project is now just about wound up.  Thanks to Gracey and Boré for assisting loading the goods at Caramut.  Thanks to Bim and Haysey for helping deliver the goods at Coleraine.  There is about half a trailer of goods left over, which will be donated locally.  Congratulations to Matt on an excellent Community Service project.
  • The sorting trailer will not be completed in time for the Jericho Cup.  It should be there to support the Woodford Racing Club at the Woodford Cup.
  • A beach clean up is proposed in February. 
  • The Bega Koroit vocational tour should proceed in the new year.
  • Brendan attended the District Regional Meeting on our behalf and reported it was a productive ten minutes.
  • Members are asked to r.s.v.p. for the Christmas party.
In other reports;
  • Surf has found an excellent venue for our Trivia Night – the annex at the Anglican Church, expertly constructed by Rowan and with, by all accounts, the best chairs in Warrnambool.  Should be late February some time.  Come for the trivia, stay for the chairs.
  • Rowan reports Bill Quinlan  is going well and should be back at a meeting shortly.
  • Bob reminded members that Brendan has done an amazing job with the Brighton donated goods project and should be congratulated.  Members concurred.
Ron then introduced our guest speaker, the President of the Woodford Racing Club, Peter Haynes.  Peter’s daughter is a past exchange student sponsored by our club.  Peter spoke to us about the Woodford Racing Club and the Woodford Cup.  The Woodford Club was established in 1900 and is celebrating its 125th anniversary this year.  After racing for many years at a track out towards Tower Hill, the club resumed after WWII as a tenant club at the Warrnambool Racecourse.  Peter noted that the Woodford Club was a progressive club that was happy to try new things.  The club had been supported through a 33-year sponsorship from Cork Walsh, perhaps the longest in the racing industry.  Peter noted that the Woodford Club has contributed greatly to the facilities at the Warrnambool Racecourse and has recently formalised its tenancy agreement.  The move to hold the Woodford Cup on New Year’s Eve had been a big success with increased crowd numbers. 
 
Peter is a wise man, who noted that ‘It is the club that does the work, not the president.’  People were saying the same thing while Brendan was in Japan.
 
Peter invited members to celebrate 125 years of the Woodford Racing Club between 11.00 and 1.00 at the racecourse on Woodford Cup Day.  Contact Peter if you would like to attend.  We will of course be supporting the Woodford Racing Club and they in turn supporting us as we once again collect cans on the day.
 
 
We thank Peter for taking the time to speak to us about the Woodford Racing Club.
The barrel was drawn and Nooka, the man who never eats lunch, won a free lunch voucher.  It was just like when Hyundai gave this correspondent a discount petrol voucher after I purchased an electric car from them.  Tits on a bull is the expression I believe.
 
Our hard working President closed the meeting and we were done for another week.
 
Boré likes a good head on his bottled beer.
Bim and Pip go to church.
 
Some people find God naturally and of their own accord, in the fullness of time.  Others require a little more forceful persuasion.  Fortunately, Bishop Lowrey has the skills and equipment required.  
What happened to Nokia?
 
Lew brings us this report on the demise of the once giant Finnish mobile phone company.
 
Rotary Horse Racing Report.
 
Four and a half thousand years ago the pharaohs built the pyramids of Egypt in an attempt to become immortal.  In their wildest dreams they could not have imagined how successful this strategy would be, assuming you define immortality by having a horse named after you running around tracks in regional Victoria.  Which we do of course.
 
Thursday a week ago Pharoah's Glory and Pharoah's Daughter lined up in the fifth at Ballarat.  Our own Matrooshi was also entered against Egypt's best.  Pharoah's Glory and Pharoah's Daughter got out in front early and led the rest of the field by five lengths.  For much of the race it was a case of mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the pharaohest of them all?  However, as they hit the straight Pharaoh's Daughter became mummified and Pharaoh's Glory went on the win by the length of the Great Pyramid of Giza.  Matrooshi snuck in for a sneaky second place and bagged some handy sacks of grain.
 
How the race ended in my imagination before the race.
 
How the race actually ended.
 
Scholars translate this as 'A punter collects an each way bet off the bookie.'
 
More exciting updates as they come to hand.
Members Feedback.
 
'Don't worry Tony, I will never complain about the Central Spoke.  I never read it.' - Boré
Ten Years Ago.
 
Ten years ago, it was Carole and Malcolm's 39th wedding anniversary.  Congratulations to them both.
 
Our Club Fundraiser 2023 - every hand on deck!
Building on 2021-2023 - Supporting ROMP
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