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Sep 05, 2018
Have camera will travel
Sep 12, 2018
Presentations on Denmark and France
Sep 26, 2018 1:00 PM
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Legacy Badge Day
Sep 07, 2018
9:01 AM – 6:01 PM
 
Warrnambool Central approx. 30 year anniversary.
Sep 19, 2018 1:00 PM
 
Warrnambool Central Rotary Charity Auction
Apr 06, 2019
 
Birthdays.

24th August -Anne Lynch.

29th August -Mark McFadden.

ClubRunner

President’s Piffle

Last week the Club awarded a Paul Harris Fellow to Garry Askew. Some of our newer members may only know Garry by name as he tours northern Australia these days, but rest assured he has served the Club well in many ways. Garry is a past President and among other things he has been a fine contributor to the dinner auction through his association with Toyota. Well deserved Garry. Our intention is to present these types of awards at the changeover dinner but you guessed it – Garry was “up north” at the time so we had to wait until he made a fleeting visit home!

This week we are scheduled to hear from James about his exploits at the Rotary International conference in Toronto. James is the only person I know who can send messages while sitting in his camera bag!

Don’t forget our next 30th anniversary long lunch is on 19 September – so book out the afternoon now…..

Cheers

Lew

To err is human, to apologise is divine.

If you cannot attend our meeting it is important for catering purposes to let us know. 

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Minutes

Robbo reports;

Another solid yarding with 36 members and three club guests namely young Elliott Mepham, Lea Constantin from France, and Janick Palm from Denmark (despite Sam's introduction that he was from Norway. Look, from a mapping perspective it's all pretty much the same spot… Denmark, Norway, Sweden. Do we have to be so finicky?)

Sgt Brendan opened the show with a very clever poem, raising our cultural level quite significantly. One senses a Shakespearean sonnet coming on. President Lewis enthusiastically noted that this was our fifth meeting for the month of August. My goodness he's keen. He also reported that Bruce, Andy and Sam had checked through the club stores and made some startling finds. Davies was part of the presentation at the meeting, but was he actually part of the search party? In any event one can't have too many spare umbrellas, old rowing hats, wooden hammers for the brass gong, or club computers. Not only has the club computer been found, but reports are that its new; it works; and it looks quite smart. It will come along to a meeting soon so that anyone who hasn't yet logged into the Club Runner will be coerced into doing so during some O'Brien time. Another great find was our “4 Way Test" banner, proudly displayed at the front of Wednesdays meeting. So that's what it is……

Nooka has completed his winter migration to Queensland and reports, along with Bob, that the results of the footy tipping are "in… but need auditing.

Sensing Bullivant’s imminent departure for a few weeks of holiday, Chef upped the ante with a very nice silverside, white sauce, mash and veggies. Clearly a portent of a roast dinner just around the corner.

Gerard Barker reported that our Community Raffle is about to be up and going. It's always good to get new blood in any of our activities, so anyone who hasn't had anything to do with the Community Raffle and would like to be involved, please see Ronnie.

With Gary Askew having been away for our last Change over Dinner, immediate Past President Pip (PPP) and President Lew Officer (PLO;…aka Yasser) took genuine delight in presenting a Paul Harris Fellow to Gary in recognition of his enthusiastic and sterling work for Rotary in so many ways during his 18 year membership of our club. Well-deserved from all of us.

Janick and Lea reported on their activities over the last couple of weeks. Leah is training and competing in show-jumping and dressage at all points of the compass and at every opportunity. The Fines Master being absent, we had a bit of fun with fines from the floor. The one that stood out was naming the Club President in 2001? Gary Askew confidently asserted it had been him. Upon the announcement that it was in fact Graeme Aberline, Gary looked down, checked his badge again, and said he'd misread “2010” upside down.

Finally, note that our 30th anniversary lunch on 19 September 2018 will be a "long lunch". Sounds good. Stay tuned for details.

The Four Way Test.
This week we begin a short series where we take an ‘ethics 101’ style look at the Rotary Four Way Test.  We hope it stimulates some thought and discussion on this basic tenet of Rotary.
 
Is it the truth?  Part I.
At first glance the first test of the four-way test seems obvious.  Of course we should tell the truth!  However, are there circumstances where it is not ethical to tell the truth?  Let us consider an extreme example.  Imagine it is 1943 and you are living in Amsterdam.  You are aware that Anne Frank and her family are hiding in the house next door.  Some Gestapo officers knock on your door and ask you if you know of anyone hiding in the neighbourhood.  How should you respond?
 
Some people (e.g. philosopher Emmanuel Kant) would argue that we should always tell the truth and that, in this case, the moral responsibility for what happens to Anne Frank’s family lies with the Gestapo officers, not us.  Other people (e.g. Utilitarians) would argue that we cannot divorce ourselves from the practical effects of our actions.  They would argue that, in this case, the only moral course of action would be to lie as convincingly as possible.
 
Should we always tell the truth, or are there rare circumstances where lying is actually the ethical thing to do?  What do you think?
Fast Facts

Fast Facts Language and Symbols

Fast Facts Danish and French Languages and Alphabet (cont’d)
Danish (Dansk, in Danish) is spoken in Denmark and the Faroe Islands. In Germany and Greenland it is a recognised minority language.
Learning the Danish alphabet is very important to speaking Danish well. This is because the structure is used in every day conversation and without it you will not be able to say words properly, even if you know how to write them. The better you pronounce a letter in a word, the more understood you will be in Danish.  The following table seems to be a more useful pronunciation guide for English speakers. Note also the use of ‘o’ as the primary diacritic used in Danish.

 

Moving on to French, the French alphabet has 26 letters; these are the same as English, but pronounced as follows.

Interestingly, French has 5 diacritic symbols to indicate variations in pronunciation and to distinguish between similar words, but

Accute accent (l’accent aigu ) is used only on the letter “e” to indicate a change of pronunciation. Two examples are La santé  and Le café

Grave accent (l’accent grave) (pron: “grave” like “grahve”) is used on the letter “e” to indicate a change of pronunciation. For example Le Père (father); Le problème (problem)

It is also used on the letters “a” and “u” to differentiate words that sound identical. For example, Il a faim (he is hungry) and Il va à Paris (He is going to Paris).

The verb “a” (to have) in the first sentence becomes a preposition “à” (to) in the second sentence

Circumflex accent (L’accent circonflexe)  can be used on all vowels to indicate a change of pronunciation or as a sign that there was previously an additional letter (often an “s”) in the word.

Words with a circumflex accent are often words that are similar in French and in English.  For example, La forêt (forest), L’hôpital (hospital)

Umlaut (Le tréma) indicates that a vowel that’s normally pronounced as part of a group of syllables should be pronounced separately, or that a normally silent letter isn’t silent. For example, Égoïste, Noël

The cedilla (La cédille) indicates that the letter c should be pronounced “s” and not “k”. For example: Leçon, Français, Ça

If you forget the cedilla in “leçon” (lesson) you are saying “le con” (the idiot). An good example of how the diacritic is important to the meaning of what is written.

A cédille is never before ‘e’, ‘i’, or ‘y’, because “c” before these letters is always pronounced “s”.

Congratulations if you have read this far!  Your reward is a heads up! Namely that Danish and French pronunciation challenges are proposed for future Club meetings!

 

Titus O’Riely 
Bob once again brings us the latest from Titus;
 

Alleged ticketing company Ticketek, has offered AFL members an apology after their website went down today following AFL finals tickets going on sale.

The apology, in full below, can be printed off at home for $8.50.

Ticketek would like to apologise for the collapse of our website this morning during the on-sale period for AFL members.

Our website was working completely normally, but then a whole bunch of people suddenly started trying to use this.

This had not been anticipated and more importantly, could not have been anticipated.

Not only did lots of people go onto our site but they started trying to purchase tickets all at once.

Our system is not designed for such an event, especially one that appears to be completely random.

Despite this we reacted swiftly.

Keith, our head of IT called the executive team to tell them that the one computer we have had gone on the blink. Keith sounded very flustered, as he had only just become our head of IT after ten years working in the mailroom.

He yelled at me that he ‘had tried hitting it’ and then told me he was taking stress leave.

As Managing Director, I immediately dispatched our crisis team, which is our Chief Financial Officer’s teenage son because he loves computers. 

He took one look at it and said running an entire Ticketek system off a 1986 Amstrad was ‘idiotic madness’ and said he had to even ‘Google what an Amstrad was’ as he left.

After several heroic attempts by me of turning the computer off and on, I was defeated.

While we understand this is frustrating, we do have plans to invest more in our IT infrastructure in upcoming years. 

The last few years we have not been able to do this due to a strategy to prioritise executive bonuses.

Despite these minor hiccups, I’m confident that by the end of possibly next decade, Ticketek will be a fully-fledged ticketing company, able to handle events as large as community performance art shows and amateur choir recitals.

Fingers crossed for tomorrow!

Cameron Hoy

Managing Director 

Ticketek Australia

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