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12th March - Felicity Melican.

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Ronnie’s wrap.

Rotarians

Welcome to March 2021. Say goodbye to summer and hello to autumn. The year is flying by as it seems to do every year.
We had another fun filled meeting last week where I had the privilege of handing out another centurion badge to Bono (who also didn’t know what it was for – déjà vu all over again!) We also had our “guest” speaker Compass pitch his R100 event to the club entailing a 100km walk for 100 years of Rotary. I really hope we can hold this event in 2021 and advocate for the other Group 5 Rotary clubs to participate.
I was also proud to announce the great news that ROMP (Rotary Outreach Myeloma Program) will be setting up a Myeloma support group in Warrnambool. Thanks to the club for supporting this initiative and to Big Bob and OWAF who will be involved in getting the support group up and running.
We will be back in at the Central Court Motel on Wednesday 10rd March, 12.30 for 1pm. Please contact Mark McFadden on 0407 052 758 or email Mark.McFadden@roads.vic.gov.au to confirm your attendance by 6pm Tuesday 9th March. You will need to register your details at the door. Payment by card is preferred. Who knows, Brad Pitt may turn up again.
I’m taking the week off so President Elect Tony Davies will preside with Compass filling in as sergeant. Paul Reilly will be finemaster and Garry Askew will facilitate our fundraising forum.
Good luck to Sirileo Miss who at the time of this report is nominated for a Super Vobis BM64 race on Wednesday at Sandown. If she improves from her last preparation she will exciting to watch. Go you good thing! Hopefully you can watch her race at the meeting.
The auction dinner is fast approaching (Saturday April 17) so please keep getting your tables organised (Lew’s lessons 1 to 3 have been really helpful) and donations confirmed.

Cheers

Ronnie

We are meeting this Wednesday!

We are meeting this Wednesday at the Central Court.  12.30 for 1.00.  It is important that we give the venue exact numbers. 

Please r.s.v.p to Macca –

0407 052 758 or

mark.mcfadden@roads.vic.gov.au

Boré’s view.

Last week Brendan was awarded his Centurion Award.  He wondered what it was for.  Technically it was given to Brendan for his involvement in the Rotary Foundation Centurion program, but actually it was awarded to him for being an all-round good bloke.  Well done Brendan.

We thank Boré for another excellent cartoon.

Minutes.

Attendance: 27 according to Sam.  No further embellishment, which just didn’t seem right. 

Meal: Stir fried beef and vegies on a bed of noodles with a slice of cheesy bread.  Jason has been on fire lately.

Penno opened the meeting with a joke just for Nooka, who wasn’t there.  It was very funny, so I guess you missed out Nooka.  Penno introduced our President, who walked on stage to the tune of ‘Hail to the Chief’ while giving a Richard Nixon victory/’I am not a crook’ salute.  Ronnie is becoming a hard act to follow.  Ronnie engaged in the traditional ritual of ascertaining that there were no visiting Rotarians and no guests before reporting;

·       Thanks go to Bob for organising the Woolsthorpe lunch.

·       Badge week was a success.  One loose end was tidied up when Brendan was presented with his Centurion badge.

·       The ramp working bee for Mr Blain is going ahead.

·       The ROMP project is proceeding, with a myeloma support group being set up in Warrnambool.  We should have a guest speaker from ROMP to talk to us in about April.

In other reports;

·       Hayessey reminded members the Trade Fair is on the 19th of May.  Volunteers will be needed on the day.

·       Tim reported that the Rotary Foundation has had a tough few years, with donations well down and requests for grants well up.  It is a timely reminder of the value of donations to the Rotary Foundation, including through the Centurion program.

·       Robbo reported Chris is doing well, although still struggling with the after effects of three general anaesthetics in succession.  Our thoughts remain with Chris and Robbo.

·       Malcolm reminded members the Auction is on the 17th of May at the Matilda Room.  Lew reminded everyone that we need table captains and guests in attendance.

Matt spoke about his excellent proposal for a fundraiser/publicity event to celebrate Rotary’s centenary in Australia.  His proposal is for a relay format 100km walk around the foreshore in, perhaps, about September.  More details to follow.  Paul O’Brien conducted and excellent fines session based on trivia from the 1960’s despite the rude objections of your correspondent, who has always had trouble remembering things from before he was born.  The meeting concluded with our President revealing he had received some correspondence addressed to ‘G Breaker, President of the Rotary Club of Warrnambool Central’.  I am not sure what our President’s name is, but I am pretty sure it isn’t that. 

 

Ronnie ‘Tricky Dicky’ Barker salutes members.

Blayney's Project.

On saturday 6th march the project to build a small access ramp at Blayneys parents home commenced. 

 
Eight Rotarians left warrnambool at 08:00 for Timboon only to find everyone there except for our site manager who turned up some time later mentioning something about kids that borrow tools and surprisingly the odd expletive to describe the situation!
To our great relief we found a back hoe at work when we got to the Blain residence. This machine took most of the dirt out which up to that point was going to be about 1000 wheel barrow loads to be removed by hand.
With the bob cat work finished the layout began The unfortunate thing about that was that meant digging holes for the posts. 
Our site manager measured up and calculated how many posts were required. 
There were 2 jobs at this point in time. Driving to Warrnambool and getting posts or digging holes. Amazingly 3 hands shot up to volunteer to drive to wannambool to get the posts leaving the rest to dig the holes. This back fired on the eager volunteers as morning tea was served while they were away. Cream sponge cake, Scones jam and cream, jam drops, cornflake biscuits with tea or coffee. The scones were polished off quickly! 
The 3 intrepid volunteers made their way back finally just in time for lunch but the site manager delayed lunch to get some work out of the recently returned labour force.
Lunch was served along with left over morning tea. We were ready to curl up under one of the leafy trees and sleep it off but Tim cracked the whip and were were back into digging more holes.
There was a delegation to the site manager negotiating the number of holes to be dug but the rules were laid down very firmly! 9 holes per side through the clay that sticks like the smelly stuff to a blanket! 
This is not the 9 holes the crew were used to! 
While digging the holes there was one incident with the water as Peter “dial before you dig” Ward discovered the water mains to the house.
The holes were dug and posts concreted and we ended up 2 inches taller thanks to the clay sticking our boots!
The day finished with good progress ahead of schedule.
It was a great effort by all. Well done! 
Paul and his mum were very appreciative of the  efforts on the day. They would like to thank the club for the support and the members volunteering their time.
 
Morning Tea was a hit!
 
 
Paul thought it was OK!

 

 

Dial before you dig Wardy, no fish in there Tim!

Hard at work checking out the competition for Sirileo Miss! Full race program meant the cement bags were kept warm!

 

A jubilant President, maybe his horse came home!

The crew minus Paul Riely who went home after morning tea was served!

 

Rotary Horse Racing update.
 
Sirileo Miss is nominated for the Super Vobis Three Years Old Fillies BM64Handicap 10/3/21 at Ladbrokes Park Lakeside. This may take Tony's attention from Vassa Blue finally!
 

Lifestyle with Pip.

This week celebrity chef Pip Ritchie brings us his recipe for boiled potatoes.

Lifestyle with The Tickler.

This week celebrity chef Tim Goodall brings us his recipe for rabbit stew. 

Use your thermal imaging camera for target acquisition.  Use the laser range finder blue toothed to the digital camera scope on your gun to determine the range.  Enter all relevant ballistic and weather information into the firing solution computer on your gun to allow the digital camera scope to calculate the correct firing solution.  The computer will automatically adjust for gyroscopic drift, the magnus effect, and the Coriolis effect, as well as a range of other ballistic considerations.  Pull the trigger.  Kindly ask Di to cook a rabbit stew.

 

Thank you to all those who contributed this week.
Please send contributions to;
 
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