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One last (personal) announcement....
 
My Dad, Steve, and his wife, Pam, are coming from Llangothlin (New England Tablelands) to Warrnambool for only the second time since 2014, before Ellie was born! Coincidentally it'll be the weekend of the Changeover Dinner and they've graciously accepted my invite to come along for the night, so I am really excited that they'll meet all of you fine people!
Dad was awarded a PHF from the RC of Guyra for his service to the community with the RFS, The Guyra Chamber of Commerce and the Guyra Lamb and Potato Festival. Looking back over his life, it's clear that my own sense of service came from him. All the way back to when I was a young child and he was working with people with complex mental health and drug and alcohol issues when we lived in Townsville. I can't wait to see him here. 
 
We are less than half of the club having RSVP'd for changeover dinner, if it has skipped your mind please respond on the Teams Stack App or via Bono.
 
This Wednesday we have David Blaxland speaking about recording family history. He is the Great Grandson on Explorer Gregory Blaxland - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Blaxland - the first pioneer to cross the Blue Mountains. This will be a fantastic lunch, I hope to see many of you there. Please RSVP today.
 
Bob has organised a change in the menu for us, so I am excited to see if sweet and sour sausages ever appears again... aren't you all?! 
 
I have one more meeting after tomorrow before Rob Harris takes the reins. I have had the best board of directors this past year. Their mentorship and mateship has been truely fantastic and you've all seen their commitment to the club. We caught up at Mandala last Thursday night for our final board meeting and it really was fulfilling to reflect on the achievements of the club and note that the past four years has been time of a lot of change and challenges - yet, here we are, strong and energetic and most of all, important to me, looking out for each other and getting the jobs done. 
 
See you at lunch tomorrow!
 
James
 
 
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Minutes.

 
Bob opened the meeting by asking for reports before remembering to introduce the President and inquiring if we had any visiting Rotarians or guests present.  Brendan announced that the door was a disgrace this week. Bob then reported that he had left the footy tipping cards at home and so he didn’t know who was winning and members would need to text their tips to him this week.  I am going to come right out and say it; we are really missing Nooka’s administrative efficiency. 

Attendance: Brendan recorded eighteen members and one guest present.  Our one guest was Chris McEwan and Chris Ryan.

Meal: Last week Lindsay was hoping for a roast and the bowls club delivered.  This week Gracey and Hutto were hanging out for the sausage casserole on rice and once again the bowls club delivered on cue.  Hutto and Gracey gave the sausage casserole on rice a 10/10 and declared that they would have been happy to pay $30 for the meal.  Your correspondent thought it was priceless.

 

In reports;

·       President-elect Rob Harris reported that he was related to Paul Harris but not Paul’s brother Rolf.

·       Rob has done his achillies tendon but is aiming to be back available for selection by the change-over.

·       Bob recommends the Clayfield Wines Shiraz.

·       Hutto advised that when we pay with the square the bank takes 1.05% of the transaction as a fee.  He recommended members consider paying cash.  Of course, if you withdraw cash from an ATM the bank fees might be even higher.  Bank managers are clever like that.

Our guest speaker was Chris Ryan, who is a horse trainer, real estate valuer and former elite runner.  Chris came from a sporting family and his father played for Geelong.  He placed third in the 1986 Stawell Gift.  He won the 70m final in the same year and has also won the 400m Stawell race.  Chris gave us an interesting insight into the strategy of not running well prior to the event to build your odds and not attract a large handicap before hopefully cleaning up in the race and with the bookies.  Of course, here at Warrnambool Central we don’t know anything about that sort of thing.  At least that is what I am going to tell the stewards if they come asking difficult questions about Sirileo Miss’ easy win in the group three Matron Stakes at Flemington in March.  A race that we still have not been paid for three and a half months later I might add.  Anyhow, I digress.  We thank Chris for a fascinating insight into the Stawell Gift and professional running.

Rob announced that we have another excellent speaker next week, David Blaxland, before closing another excellent meeting.

Boré’s View.

It was great to see Father Scott Lowrey at our meeting last week.  Scott was asked to provide a surf report, probably largely based on his hair style.  Just to clarify, Scott is sporting a look that is more Mark Occhilupo than Kelly Slater.  Most of the rest of us are rocking the Kelly Slater look.  Anyhow, ‘Father Mark Occhilupo’ was able to report that the surf was up, making the water quite difficult to walk on.  Good work Father Scott!  Bore recently spied Father Scott dodging the Noahs and carving up some sick tubes, all without a surf board in sight. 

We thank Boré for another great cartoon.

Janick Palm update.
 
Robbo kindly sends us this update on past exchange student Janick Palm.  
 
Rotary Horse Racing report.
 
Confirmation this week that those tricky race stewards had detected something amiss in Sirileo's urine sample after her big win in the group 3 Matron Stakes in March.  They have taken a dim view of the whole thing and continue to withhold the cabbage.  Our President felt some sympathy for the stewards and thought that collecting urine samples from horses might be the worst job in the world.  Bill Quinlan might disagree.  Anyhow, no wonder the stewards were so grumpy when they detected a bit of Formestane in the sample.  Apparently, Formestane is a drug used by body builders to increase testosterone and decrease estrogen.  Obviously that isn't a good thing, however the last time I saw Sirileo she was all sun's out, guns out and looking jacked.
 
More exciting horse urine test results as they come to hand.
 
Sirileo Miss has returned from the spelling paddock in good order.

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago, Tim was out fishing.  Tim was on one end of the fishing line and a Noah’s ark was on the other end.  After the fishing trip we wanted to know what it tasted like.  The shark reported that Tim tasted of petrol, bait, beer and sunscreen. 

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Building on 2021/2022 - Supporting ROMP
December 3rd 10:00 AM leaving from The Pavillion.
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