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President's Report.
Second last address from me with the change over rapidly coming, it’s been a bit of a slog sometimes coming up with a weekly report, but you have to take your hat off to Tony Davies as the Central Spoke editor who does ten times what I do on a weekly basis.
 
Well done, Tony.
 
I have just got back from a meeting of the Rotary House committee; well, it was sort of a committee as it appears it is in a bit of disarray.
 
Present were representatives from the four Warrnambool clubs but in fact only one member of the committee, Bill Quinlan.
 
The Rotary House incorporated associate committee comprises
President                        Andrew Suggett           deceased
Vice President                 Bill Quinlan
Secretary                        I have forgotten           on holidays
Treasurer                        Lindsay Bullivant           on holidays
 
It appears that the committee has not met in recent times, has not had the books audited and has not submitted an annual return.
 
You may recall that Bill wanted to disband the committee and hand over the funds ($250K) to South West Health Care on the proviso that the money was used for the maintenance of Rotary House, however it was acknowledged by those present that the maintenance was always the responsibility of South West Health Care and it was agreed that the funds should be set aside for capital improvements only.
 
The meeting agreed that an AGM of the Rotary House Incorporated Association will be held on Monday 29th July 2024 and the elected committee will decide what happens to the funds, however the strongest view was for the Association to remain in control of the funds.
 
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Minutes #1.
 
MEETING REPORT 12 JUNE (From an anonymous correspondent)
 
Notwithstanding the views loudly expressed throughout, it has to be said Stand-in Sgt Robinson conducted the meeting with aplomb. Relying on absent Sgt Dillo’s pro-forma guide he:-
  1. Called the meeting to order; and
  2. Looked to “start with a joke or interesting fact.
 
True he struggled at that point, confessing he had no suitable joke, but it did seem an interesting fact that as everyone stood to attention Bill “The Pope” Quinlan whispered “the guest speaker today will be Moses”…
 
That seemed a suitably interesting fact to relate, so interesting as to perhaps account for the fact that he introduced President Rob before calling for Invocation and Toast. For such a feral club, the general outcry calling for proper order etc was a surprise. But we got through all that to partake in a most enjoyable and fruitful meeting.
 
Nooka’s door report was about 24 from memory…no visiting Rotarians …no guests. Footy report slipped through almost unnoticed…I reckon Nooka has himself winning, but disguising the inevitable outcome by suggesting Vertigan leads with Rotten Ron in hot pursuit.
 
As it turned out the Moses we were anticipating was the very impressive Moses from Torquay via PNG and Mornington Peninsula, who has addressed us before. His life-story is one illustrating what an amazing world we live in, and the importance of sliding door moments. His address, had he made it today, would have promoted his request for support for fresh water security for his old village in PNG. Bore has funds made available by the Board to dispense internationally. We all know from Moses’ past visit what a worthy cause his is. If Moses didn’t make it, we thought Tony Austin might make it along promoting his PNG project, another worthy one on which he has addressed us before. Neither speaker made it, but Bore will no doubt pursue permission to apply funds shortly.
 
Especially as Treasurer Paul announced Hutto’s Thoroughbred Club had placed us in funds to the tune of $5,000. A great effort. Well done Hutto (NB Apologies if I’ve misrepresented anything here. Relying on memory , not notes!).
 
In any event we were not short of a guest speaker, as Bill Quinlan gave us a history of the Rotary House Project, and the proposal he has to put to the other 3 Clubs regarding to way in which to deal with the surplus $250,000 remaining. We thank Bill for his explanation, and for his ongoing involvement in this great Rotary Project, even as he attempts to conclude the governing body’s role.
 
Scott Lowery has made the last few meetings, but in his absence today a most lucrative and entertaining fines session emerged from the floor. Well done all. A great meeting.
 
Finally, Changeover Dinner is on Friday 28 June at 6.30pm at Lady Bay Resort. Let’s go for a strong turn up to thank outgoing President Rob, and welcome  incoming President Matt! Especially, as it should be remembered by all of us, Matt is taking on the role for a second time while he is one of our working  members!  
Minutes #2.
 
A separate correspondent sent in another anonymous meeting report.  It is good for the court to be presented with at least two eye-witness accounts.
 
Our second correspondent writes;
 
The following account of last week's meeting was relayed to me via "a source close to the group"
 
There was a sense of nervousness amongst the group members at the Rotary meeting last Wednesday, as it was noted that the Sergeant of Alms, Brian Dillon, was absent as 1 pm approached.  This turned to a sense of relief when it was noted that Mr. Tony Robinson stood up to fill-in the position, tolled the bell, and members proceeded to the tables.  This feeling soon turned to confusion, as all members were requested to sit down prior to the invocation and toast, and this confusion didn't stop throughout the start of the meeting.  This confusion continued through the discussion of whether or not there was a guest speaker scheduled to speak at the meeting.  This feeling soon turned to dispair as Bore was asked to clarify the situation.  We are still not sure.
 
It was obvious that this had a negative impact on Nooka, as the door report and football report seemed even more confusing than normal.  It wasn't long until the meeting returned to some semblance of normality with the food coming out.  
 
Gracie was having a chip at members for not being fit enough and contributing to the push-up challenge.  Compass was taking umbrage and explaining that he was also part of another group, hence his push-up numbers were low.  T-bone and Gracie were having a crack at Pip's shirt and rightly so.  It wasn't until the end of the meeting, just as we were about to leave, that Haysey provided a members report - as these were not previously requested.
 
At 2 pm the bell was struck and we went our separate ways all the while quietly hoping that Dillo would be back next week to steer the ship.
Eisteddfod Success.
 
Matt writes;
 
Hi, went to the Eisteddfod, which is sponsored by Rotary, last night.  Thought you could put this in the bulletin.  
Building and renovating.
 
Glenn has just embarked on a house renovation.  Several years ago his neighbor Lew did the same thing. So, Lew knows what it feels like and he sends us this report.
 
Rotten Returns.
 
I haven't been to Rotary for a few weeks. The official reason is I have been busy moving house, but actually I've just been hanging out with my friends! 
Planning ahead.
 
Lew notes that it is never too early to plan for the future.
 
Quote of the week.
 
A Yogi Berra style quote from James Brayshaw this week when talking about Nik Cox;
 
'He is ambidextrous on both sides of his body.'
Science.
 
A trifecta of clean, printable jokes from Lew this week.  How times have changed.  Thanks Lew.
 

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago (or two and a half Compass years), our soon to be inducted incoming president Matt Northeast was just finishing his first year as president.  At the time he was looking relieved and relaxed.  We hope this second term as president is a bit easier on him.

Matt as president.

Matt immediately after been relieved of his duties.

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