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PRESIDENT REPORT
 
Regionalisation is coming and the Pilot Program will commence on July 1st
 
The overarching aim is to provide better and more direct support to clubs through a less layered, but more effective and contemporary structure. The ideals of Rotary are to be retained with the focus remaining on the Clubs and their engagement with each other and their communities.
 
We will see.
 
Our Regional Structure has been defined as follows
 
  • Camperdown
  • Cobden
  • Colac
  • Colac West
  • Hamilton
  • Port Fairy
  • Portland
  • Portland Bay
  • Terang
  • Warrnambool
  • Warrnambool Central
  • Warrnambool Daybreak
  • Warrnambool East
 
A Rotary Community Leader will be elected in April which I imagine will be a bit like an Assistant Governor for our region.
 
Other positions that will be sought in the next few weeks will be Rotary Specialists who will consist of people with expertise and skills in key areas that are important to Rotary and Rotaract clubs. Clubs and members will be able to connect directly with Rotary Specialists for advice, guidance, support and specialist knowledge. 
Rotary Specialists are expected to primarily be Rotarians or Rotaractors who have demonstrated knowledge and expertise. If a non-Rotarian takes on the role of a Rotary Specialist, they will need to be under agreement of confidentiality to protect Rotary interests. During the pilot, all members of participating districts will be able to access the Network through a secure searchable database.
I will again be an apology for this weeks meeting on 28th, I have work commitments in Colac.
 
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Minutes.

Attendance: Nooka chalked up twenty members in attendance; ‘twelve shorts and eight trousers.’  We had no guests or visiting Rotarians sporting any chosen pant style.

Meal: Corned beef and vegies.  An interesting fun fact about corned beef is that it would be grey except for the added nitrates, which both give it the pink colour and reduce the risk that the cured meat will give you botulism.  The nitrates have been shown to cause liver and bowel cancer in rats but there in insufficient evidence to establish that they cause these diseases in humans.  Bon appetite!

Sarg Dillo introduced our stand in President The Compass, and we were off and racing again.  In reports;

·       Matt proposed that we do a Bunnings BBQ on the third Saturday in May.  If we are going to do it right Hutto will need to buy the bread soon.

·       Boré suggested we might do another project in PNG soon.  Moses will return to talk to us about a proposed project soon.

·       Tony D. gauged interest in a possible revegetation project at the site of the soon to be removed Bromfield Street Weir (a.k.a ‘Peter’).  Members seemed keen, so more details to come.

·       Greg advised us that Abbey Titmus will be with us in two weeks to talk about her experience at the National Youth Science Forum.  Brooke Jensen is also looking to organise an evening with all four clubs to allow all the NYSF attendees from Warrnambool to speak.

·       Greg is going to Europe for 6-7 weeks and is looking for a house sitter.  Talk to Greg if you know someone who might be able to help.

·       Bob reported that the Golden Community Raffle tickets are going out to clubs and community groups.

·       Bob also reminded members of the Myeloma Walk on Sunday 3/3.  Go onto the Myeloma Australia website to register.

·       Les spoke about the 3/3 Hospital Auxiliary barbecue.  The event will run from 4.00 to 7.00pm.  We will need volunteers from before 3.00 until stumps.

·       Adam spoke about the Veterans and family camp this weekend and kindly invited members to a free barbecue at the barracks on Saturday night and a free PT session the same morning.

Dedicated Swifty Lindsay then gave us a fines session based on our knowledge of Tay Tay, which mostly resulted in fines to himself.  Dillo then followed with a fines session based on our knowledge of music from an earlier era; music that Taylor Swift's parents are too young to remember.  

Rotten returns.
 
Ron writes;
 
Pip was telling me about an English couple staying in his cottage recently who sought his advice about a large spider they spotted crawling up a wall. Luckily he was able to put them right.
Rotary Horse Racing Report.
 
Last Sunday Overflow Miss ran in the Tasmanian Oaks.  Tasmanian Oaks are beautiful timbers; stringybark, mountain ash and woollybutt.  They can be used to make beautiful furniture and timber flooring.  We definitely wanted to pick up some Tasmanian Oak.  
 
The field was largely the same from the previous Strutt Stakes, when the jockey declared the horse could not run better than it did despite finishing three lengths behind the winner.  The stables were hoping she would draw a better barrier this time around, but she drew a worse one.  The bookies had her at nearly $4 to run a place.
 
Your correspondent was not able to see the race live or has been able to see a replay, so the following account was described to me by my brother, who watched the race on his sports bet app.  He tells me Overflow got out of the gates well and ran towards the front of the field before fading badly down the straight and finishing 'second last'.  However, the official race result has Overflow finishing sixth out of nine, so I would take everything else my brother said about the race with a grain of salt.  The official result did place Overflow seven lengths behind the winner, so we probably should have listened to the Jockey after the Strutt Stakes.
 
I expect Overflow Miss will be back on the Spirit of Tasmania shortly and returning to the Wilde Racing stables shortly.
 
In other news, Sirileo Miss is now just two weeks away from the end of her twelve month drug ban.  Sirileo is has blocked Joel Smith's mobile number, cut back on the gym candy, and is tearing up the training track in preparation for her return to racing.
 
More exciting updates as they come to hand.

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago, the Rotary Four Way Test still applied.  Of course, applying the Four Way Test is not an exact science, and the test mentions nothing about common or statute law.  Here at Warrnambool Central at least 80% of what we do is legal, and a lot of the rest is just breaking the law accidentally.  Allegedly.  Not that I would know.  What am I, a lawyer?  Anyhow, ten years ago we published this cartoon from Boré.  I have no idea what he was referring to.

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