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Birthdays.

7th September -Boré Hoekstra.

7th September -Sue Raymond.

9th September -Bob McMillan.

11th September -Clive Bray.

ClubRunner Mobile
Meeting this week via Zoom.
Wednesday 6.00pm.  15-30 min social catch up.

To enter the meeting;

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Passcode: 989244

 

Tony's Tribulations.

Greetings fellow Rotarians.  

It was great to see some more club members join our Zoom call last Wednesday.  It was especially pleasing to see Robbo, who joined us from Queensland.  Matt drew a raffle of members on the call and Macca won the coveted bottle of vin rouge.  I hope you can join us this week.

We are probably only a week away from reaching 70% of people having received their first vaccine.  This dates the relaxation of restrictions at late October (70%) and very early November (80%).  Hopefully we will be back meeting weekly by then.  

If we are lucky we might even see some easing of restrictions in regional Victoria later this week.  We will be in touch if there is any changes that may allow us to meet.

We have not received any official word from Garry yet, but it does appear that Sam and Robbo may have jointly won the footy tipping competition.  It would seem that the common denominator was a willingness to tip Melbourne.  Who knew?  I say they may have won the tipping on the basis that they have the highest score at the end of the home and away season.  However Garry has not been scoring the competition in this way all year, so who really knows?  

Finally, our thoughts continue to be with Penno, who continues to struggle with illness in hospital in Melbourne.  Hopefully we will see Penno up and about and feeling better soon.

Kind regards

Tony

Walk for Mattyo.
 
Brendan writes;
 
We are walking to remember Mattyo again this year. Hopefully we are not in lockdown and we can meet again at the breakwater and walk to Grannies and back. It would be great if you can join us or donate a few dollars to join the fight to find a cure for this terrible disease.
Our goal is to help to stop others going through what our family and friends have endured when Matt had his battle with this incurable disease. It is an insidious disease with no cure and very limited treatment that has to date not had an impact on life expectancy.
Please help us to make a difference!
 
 

Legacy.

Di Officer reports that Legacy are unable to sell badges etc this year due to the pandemic restrictions.  You can help Legacy in this difficult year by making a donation.  Di has provided the details below.

Conundrum of the week.

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

Vaccination encouragement #1.

Governments and health authorities around the world are hiring celebrities to promote vaccine uptake.  Trev thinks that soccer players may not be the best people to promote vaccination.  He sends us this report.

Vaccination encouragement #2.

Pip has been listening to people who are a bit hesitant to get vaccinated against Covid19.  He sends us this report.

Rotary Horse Racing update.

It is time to start getting excited fellow Rotary horse racing fans.  Power of Song is in work and should be making her debut run this spring.  The Hussy Miss x Scissor Kick horse that we own in partnership with the Lloyd Williams of local racing, Garry Askew, might also make her debut soon.  We even hold out feint hope that Nozi Tomizawa will once again climb aboard Vassa Blue and launch another assault on Queensland Racing.  If he does, there is no doubt that Robbo will be trackside to bring us a full report.  It is shaping as a very exciting racing season for the Warrnambool Central Stables.

However, our immediate attention is drawn to our great horse, Sirileo Miss.  Craig Williams has been engaged to ride the four-year-old mare at Sandown in race 7 this Wednesday.  We are praying for rain and looking forward to Warrnambool Central being back in the winner’s circle.  Full report next week.

Warrnambool Central Racing; sometimes it is hard to tell if we are losing the last race or winning the next one.

Youngest child.

Pip Ritchie understands better the most the trauma of being the youngest child.  He sends us this report.

Carlton chooses a new coach.

Ronnie brings us this update from Titus.

Carlton President Luke Sayers has announced the club has settled on the process for selecting their next coach, the winner of Channel Seven’s The Voice.

Sayers said the club’s attempt to put in place a process to select the next coach ‘hadn’t worked', so the Blues will simply use some else’s pre-existing process.

“Sometimes, you have to admit that process isn’t really something you’re good at.”

“We tried, but you know, I just can’t help myself and I found myself secretly contacting coach after coach like some twenty-year-old sliding into everyone’s DMs as if their life depended on it.”

The new Carlton President said the decision was made after the discovery that his idea of building chairs that could turn around for blind auditions would come out of Carlton’s soft cap.

AFL legend Leigh Matthews welcomed the change, saying it was the most sensible approach to selecting a coach the Blues had put in place for more than two decades.

“I’ve frankly got more faith in Keith Urban, Guy Sebastian, Jessica Mauboy and Rita Ora selecting a good AFL coach than the current board.”

“Any one of the remaining contestants can’t do any worse than the last six coaches.”

The Voice contestant Bella Taylor-Smith said the chance to coach Carlton was ‘a nightmare come true’ and said she had now set her sights on coming second.

Ten years ago.

Ten years ago, we reported that the mighty Berlin Crocodiles aussie rules team played in the AFLG with teams from Frankfurt, Hamburg and Strasburg.  The kiosk at AFLG games is first class.

Local Berlin fans will be pleased to know that the Crocs recently beat traditional rivals the Kiel Koalas in a close fought encounter.  The Crocs picked up the four points after kicking 38.18.264 to Kiel’s 2.1.13.  Berlin now sits on top of the AFLG North ladder with a handy percentage. 

If you think the Eagles and Fremantle have it bad, share a thought for Heidelberg, who apparently play in a league with teams from Germany.  That is one hell of a journey to each away game.

We will bring you more updates as they come to hand.

Titus.

Ronnie kindly sent us this report.

Geelong (103) v Greater Western Sydney (68)

Geelong controlled most of the game, but this win didn’t come easy.

Why at one stage, Joel Selwood was forced to bravely fend off Josh Kelly’s throat with his forearm.

The Match Review Panel have disappointedly decided not to charge Josh Kelly for this dangerous action. It’s outrageous, why I tremble at the thought of the damage that throat could have done to Selwood.

The Giants loss was on the cards before the game, after losing Toby Greene to suspension and then Jesse Hogan pulling out due to a calf injury.

Not having a forward line is never a great idea, which Collingwood have proven over and over in recent years.

While a lot of the Giants young players have improved, it’s some of the older players that are struggling.

If you think your life is tough at the moment, consider Stephen Coniglio’s.

He had just 14 disposals in this game and looked like a shell of his former self.

The situation has gotten so bad that Toby Greene is being spoken of as an improvement as captain.

If Toby Greene is held up as a more stable option, you’re in trouble.

As for Geelong, they’ve now booked their 11th preliminary final in 15 years.

They may have the age profile of a Midsomer Murders audience, but you can never write them off.

The Giants might be out, but they should be thanked, they spent 73-days on the road to keep the season going, something that shouldn’t be forgotten.

 

Brisbane (78) v Western Bulldogs (79)

Always beware a man with a mullet, such was the advice given to me once by a wise woman.

In a game this close, it’s hard to pick out any one difference, but Bailey Smith’s run and carry and his three goals can’t be discounted.

This game was an absolute classic, with lead changes, amazing goals, stars standing up and bewildering umpiring decisions.

The Lions crowd were not exactly happy with the umpires, booing them off with an intensity that made me nostalgic for one of my gigs.

I’ve always said the umpires aren’t to blame. They’re given a job that’s impossible to do, given rules that rely on a lot of interpretation and seem to change with the phases of the moon.

It’s impossible to know what impact umpiring had on the outcome, if it went another thirty seconds, it could have just as easily been a Lions victory.

The fact the Lions even got so close is astounding when you consider they barely had a forward line, with Cam Rayner, Eric Hipwood, Daniel McStay and Joe Daniher all not playing.

On top of that, they were a man down due to injuries late in the game, proving once again that luck plays a bigger part in winning premierships than is often acknowledged.

If losing wasn’t painful enough, Lachie Neale announced after the game he wants a trade back to Fremantle, proving the footy gods love to really pour misery on top of misery.

For the Bulldogs fans, there was concern too, Marcus Bontempelli tweaked his knee, meaning that’s a week of Dogs supporters obsessing over another person’s body part like a lonely teenager.

Warrnambool Central Committees for 2021-22.
 
Community Service (Matt).
Brendan, Tickler, Gerard, Blainey, Hicko, Lindsay M, Ian S, Bill, Mick,
Club Service (Bob).
Macca, Quincey, Gracey, Hutto, Bullant, Bruce, Paul R., Trev,
Vocation (Hayessey).
Lynchie, Clive, Paul O’B, Nooka, Sam, Bomber, Reevesy, Brad.
Youth (Greg).
Lew, Pip, Ian B., Dillo, Shane, Rowan, Francis, Peter K.
International (Boré).
Les, Rob, Stu., KY, Doug, Scott, Peter W, Garry.
Membership (Robbo).
James, Adam, Tony D, Penno, Glendon, Ann, Nick
Thank you to all those who contributed this week.
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