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President Rob Harris
 
Hello all from the President.
 
A skeleton walks into a bar and says ‘Hey, Bartender, I’ll have one beer and a mop’
 
Sorry, but I can guarantee one thing – they will get worse as the year goes on!
 
Well, the third meeting was a vast improvement on the second which was a vast improvement on the first, so yes, we are getting better…now how does that blasted EFTPOS machine work!
 
Anyone that got more than 2 correct footy tips this week MUST have been cheating somehow, or they now absolutely Jack @#$% about Football – what a tipping disaster!
 
I have made initial contact with WUNTA, but I am not sure what happened at their AGM which was held last Wednesday – the current chair told me on the phone that she was resigning, so hopefully there is a new committee in place with which we can work.
If not, lets look at doing something ourselves such as Jazz in the Park?
 
Next Thursday 3rd August we are looking to support Rotarian Adam Kent by attending a dinner meeting at the RSL - this means that we have rescheduled the Board Meeting to Tuesday 8th August, this will be our first meeting where goals need to be set.
 
Lastly, Caz and I are hooking up the Off Road Caravan and heading for the Mundi Mundi Bash at Silverton (it is a sister music festival to Big Red Bash) followed by a trip up to Cameron Corner, The Dig Tree and then heading back south on the Darlin River Run – we are away for three weeks.
 
President Rob
 
 

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Minutes:

Attendance: I can tell you who wasn’t in attendance this week; anybody who knew how to use our eftpos machine.  Lew kindly stepped into the breach and recorded seventeen members in attendance, fifteen of whom paid.  The non-payers were a solicitor and a vicar, so it might be difficult to collect the debt in this life or the next. 

Meal: Crumbed fish with lemon and tartare sauce, salad and, once again, the world’s yellowest chips.  The chips were clearly more yellow than the lemon.  Yellow Lego is slightly less yellow than the bowlo’s chips.  Good stuff.

 

Dillo told a very clean joke about three blokes going to the toilet and we were on our way.  President Rob reported that he enjoyed Boré’s cartoon of himself before inviting reports;

·       Rob announced plans to hold a board meeting next Thursday.  These plans did not survive the meeting.

·       Dillo informed members that Matt was having a kidney operation.  He also informed us that Matt, who is currently running the footy tipping contest, is claiming that he tipped nine last week.  I feel like the surgeons may not be the only ones taking the piss.  We wish Matt a speedy recovery.

·       Robbo, who stepped in for Matt, who stepped in for Bob, who stepped in for Nooka, gave us a footy tipping report.  Robbo, now that he is in charge, was able to report that he has cleared out on top, with Dillo in second place and the President rounding out the top three. 

·       Gracey suggested members call Nooka ‘if you have time to waste’.

·       Robbo noted that Adam and James had appeared on the ABC’s ‘Back Roads’ last Monday, which can be viewed on iView.

 

Adam gave us an update on his current work and an upcoming project.  He has organised for the Australian National Veterans Arts Museum (ANVAM) to launch the book ‘Persona’ in Warrnambool next week.   Daybreak are supporting Adam with ten members attending the event.  Hopefully a good number of our members will be there.  See flyer below.

 

Rotary Horse Racing Update.
 
The prize money from Power of Song's recent second in Ballarat has nearly all been spent, so it is back to the races at Ballarat on Friday with our valiant steed.  Dirty Angel has also been nominated for a couple of races on the day, so with any luck it will be a big day for Warrnambool Central Racing in 'The Rat' on Friday.  Fingers crossed and best of luck everyone.

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago, we gave two updates on the 2013 football season.

Firstly, there was news that a St Kilda player (Ahmed Saad) had tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.  We noted that Brendan Goddard would have been glad he chose to leave St Kilda so avoided the drug scandal.  Goddard would instead be looking forward to playing alongside David Zaharakis, Essendon’s recently appointed 2014 captain/coach/ruckman/full forward/full back/chairman/ managing director/property steward. 

Secondly, the Giants were coming off a 21 game loosing streak and yet still started favourites against the Dees.  The Giants did brake their 21 game loosing streak by beating Melbourne.  After loosing to the Giants, Melbourne coach Neil Craig told reporters,

‘...we were inept last week.  I don’t think we were inept today...’

Happy days, fond memories.

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