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ClubRunner

President’s Piffle

I thought the committee groupings went well at last week’s meeting. From the notes I have seen we have reviewed the things we do, remembered some of the things we used to do, and put forward some suggestions for the future. Well done!

The Club Service team presented the Bulletin in the new format, and from all reports it was a raging success. I am sure we will hear more about this during “Tony’s Talkback” as James discovers more ways to use the new platform.

Last Friday night saw an informal gathering of Partners after work at the Last Coach. Lea and Janick were there to meet the partners, and somehow Big Bob was front and centre near the bar to provide security! 

On Wednesday afternoon the 5 local Rotary clubs are meeting to flesh out a plan to revive Rotaract in Warrnambool. I am confident we can get a plan together, and any thoughts you have to help us along the way would be welcome.

Cheers

Lew

Minutes

We enjoyed a very lively meeting, the focus of which was breaking up into our committees for a bit of brainstorming for the year ahead. We welcomed as guests visiting Rotarian Louise Keogh, inbound exchange students Janick from Denmark, Leah from France,…and Jill Ritchie from Mailor’s Flat, or is it Grassmere??... either way Jill’s locale is as exotic as anywhere in Europe. But whilst you can drive down Ibb’s Lane any time for a bit of a squiz, it's worth Google Mapping Janick’s village of Logstor in Denmark, and Leah's village of Buzet-sur-Baise in France to get an idea of the countryside in which they live.

Bulletin editor Tony Davies urged members to login to "Club Runner" and submit their details so that we can get the whole show in order.

Bob McMillan gave a brief footy tipping report, essentially to the effect that he is still winning. Thanks Bob.

Peter Lynch took a show of hands and determined to book a marquee for the $300,000 "Jericho Cup" being a meeting run at Warrnambool Racecourse Sunday 2nd December this year. Again, and without having any shares in Google, it's worth having a look at the reason the Jericho Cup is being run, and the idea behind the event. In order to lull the Turks into a false sense of security ahead of the Light Horse charge at Bersheba, a race meeting was organised for the Light Horse through 3 miles of sand. It was won by "Bill the Bastard" who became a genuinely famous horse for other reasons as well.

Finally, the club noted the efforts of Bob Coffey and Greg Alison who were absent from the meeting given their involvement at the Mozart Hall helping with the Warrnambool Eistedford. Not a Rotary event, but a great thing to support. Well done.

Not a Volvo
Our hardworking minute taker has cleared off to Noosa for some hard earned R&R.  He reports Janick has taken to Aussie Rules like a fish to water, with his marking and disposal by hand and foot being first class.  Robbo also sent us this communique;
 
Dear Editor,

Your readers may recall our misadventure with a Volvo V 70 wagon on the last occasion we went to Melbourne airport. No such problem this time round. Car wasn’t stolen but I will report further at the next meeting. This picture may taken in the airport environs may give some clue.

Your Noosa correspondence, AB
Robinson.
Robbo discovers the only way to get a decent ride in a Beemer with run-flat tires.
Fast Facts
Denmark: The Student Cap
We can learn a lot about ourselves from other countries, and for this week’s learning we may ponder the question why many Australians do not wear hats?.
It is reasonable to assume most Aussie kids are provided sun hats by their parents.  So why don’t they continue to wear them? Well it seems the Danish tradition of students wearing “student caps” after passing their final secondary school exams provides some possible answers.
 
For this analysis, we may assume that Danish student caps and Aussie hats are equivalent. This is based on the logic that most Aussie kids receive sun hats from their parents whereas this is not seen as a priority for parents in Denmark because most of their kids (92% on recent figures) get a hat when they finish school. By comparison only 74% of Aussie kids finish secondary school, so there is a greater need for Australian parents to supply hats to their children. 
 
So why do we see so many Australians not wearing hats?  Well, it appears that they have clearly consumed too much alcohol.  In Denmark, drinking too much (with certain sequelae, see further below) is indicated by a notch in the shade of the cap. So in Australia the absence of a hat surely indicates so many notches have been cut  as to render any hat defunct.…
Picture: A classic Danish student cap. The student cap was introduced in Denmark in 1850. The original black cap has been replaced widely with a white cap with a burgundy band and the cross of Dannebrog as a badge. However there are more than ten types of student caps across the country.
The student cap is strong tradition in Denmark, and there are a range of traditions attached to the cap.
·       It is bad luck to wear the cap before you have passed your final exam
·       You write your last grade inside the cap
·       Classmates and friends write messages in the cap
·       Tooth marks on the shade of the cap mean good luck (or the impact of some crazy behaviour of someone with a notch on their shade?)
·       The students with the biggest and smallest cap in a class have to buy a round of beer for their classmates (another possible reason why Aussies avoid wearing hats)
·       You get a notch in the shade if you throw up because you have drunk too much
·       If you jump in the harbour wearing only the cap you get a drawing of a wave in your cap
·       Drinking a case of beer in less than 24 hours allows you to wear a beer capsule as a tassel for the cap.

Lift the Lid.

To every 2018/19 Club President

We are making a real difference in the area of mental illness research. That’s us, Australian Rotarians, through Australian Rotary Health and our Lift the Lid campaign.

While wishing you well in this year leading your Club, I ask you to go our website and see what wonderful research work is being done through ARH. Then, with your successor and your Club members, get involved and for at least the next few years, make Australian Rotary Health part of your Club’s focus.

There are more and more charitable calls on our clubs each year, we know that, but also know that ARH is a great Australian Rotary program which has saved tens of thousands of lives since 1981, from cot death through to better mental health outcomes.

To those whose Clubs are already heavily involved, as Chairman I thank you on behalf of our Board of nine and our staff of seven. To those who have let ARH drop from your radar, I invite you to see what wonderful work is being done, from mental illness research through to our indigenous health scholarships.

Lift the Lid on Mental Illness is our national campaign which will be promoted to the general public in September and particularly October, mental health month. Adopt a Scientist is our new corporate and social media initiative encouraging public involvement in any of nine areas of mental illness research. Again, go on line and see what it’s all about.

Why is mental illness prevention so important? When nearly one in two Australians suffer from a mental illness in their lifetime, half by the age of 14, and that more work hours are lost through mental illness than for any other reason, those statistics must not be ignored. Rotary is one of few organisations that can really change this in the future. Please encourage every one of your members to help us create through research a mentally healthier, happier Australia.

Warmest wishes for your year of leadership,

Gregory Ross

Chairman

Titus O’Riely 
Sydney (73) v Collingwood (71) 
Meanwhile, over at the game everyone was watching, our fourth classic of the round was being played out.
These teams hate each other. Collingwood hate Sydney because they think they’ve had unfair advantages, while Sydney hate Collingwood because they have Eddie McGuire.
The intensity in this one was only magnified by the fact both are in finals contention and the Swans were desperate to turn around a month of mediocrity.
Enter the return of Alex Johnson for some inspiration and every Collingwood player being injured and the Swans were back in form.
Collingwood currently has 37 of their best 22 injured and as to be expected, added Darcy Moore to the list before the first half had finished.
The Pies had the upper hand early, but their major problem was Buddy Franklin, who put on one of his trademark performances, booting 6.4.
Collingwood though, after falling behind, launched a frenetic comeback, reeling in the Swans and overtaking them.
It took a goal from Tom McCartin, who was lying on the ground as he kicked it, to secure the Swans victory and even after that there was some white knuckle defending required.
While it was a disappointing end for Pies fans, Saturday had been a great day for footy.
Carlton (46) v Greater Western Sydney (151)
And then came Sunday.
While Saturday had given us everything we could have asked for and more, Carlton had to come along and ruin it for everyone.
Words can’t really convey how bad Carlton are, but I’ll give it a shot.
The Giants, it had to be said, gave the Blues a real chance, with Brett Deledio, Toby Greene, Dawson Simpson and Sam Taylor all going off injured.
It meant the Giants had no one on the bench at all for almost the entire second half.
So, what do you do? Have no interchanges? Not if you’re playing Carlton.
Just have two players come off for rests and play with sixteen players.
There has been no greater signal of how little an AFL side thinks of their opponent than this.
Despite this being the case for most of the fourth quarter, the Blues still only managed one goal. The Giants kicked seven.
There’s not much more you can say about Carlton than that.
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