Minutes
Attendance: Nooka was recently discharged from the Royal Warrnambool Hospital after another terrible bout of vertigo. He announced that ‘mayhem prevailed last week’ in his absence, as indeed it does in his presence. He then declared a record of 26 members in attendance.

Meal: Some sort of meat that had been fully schnitzered with gravy, chips, and a salad.
Jon advises us that there is only one form of media that is still relevant.

Jon kicked off proceedings with a lawyer joke before introducing President Matt. Matt proudly declared ‘this club is on steroids.’ We are the Essendon of Rotary clubs. Matt encouraged members to come along and collect cans at the Jericho Cup. He thanked Les for his work as Community Service Director. Matt also wished Shane well as he plans to go to Germany and donate a kidney to his son.
Our President used his address to promote local businesses he recommends.

In reports;
· Robbo reported that our recent can deposits from Robbo’s collection and from the race course was a three Bundy and coke operation.
· Hutto advised members coming to the Jericho Cup to use the Moore Street entrance and wear their Rotary polo tops (or, presumably, Rotary pocket squares if applicable).
· Hutto also advised that the Thoroughbred Luncheon is sold out, with 96 attendees including 13 Rotarians.
· Surf informed us his cataract operation worked very well and only took 20 minutes.
· Gerald advised that his cataract operation was less successful.
· Bim had only positive things to say about his cataract operation.
· Robbo informed us his vasectomy had been similarly successful.
· Surf has a good range of speakers coming up; the DG next week, DJ/KY the week after, and the Story Dogs in January. A guest speaker from Deakin Uni and a tour of the Uni is in the pipeline.
· Surf also informed us that the Bocce night innovatively will be held during the day on the 8th of January as our lunch meeting.
· Paul has now received most of the membership dues. If you still haven’t paid you can see Nooka and use the Square electronic payment machine.
· Bob brought us up to date with the Golden Community Raffle. Prize money will be lifted by $2,500 this year, which will allow more tickets to be sold. The raffle will also be moved to a bit later in the new year to allow both summer and winter sporting clubs to get on board.
Les gave us an update on his life and his management of health issues, notably Parkinson’s disease and hypertension. Les is seeing a new specialist and trying some new medications. We wish Les well as he battles these difficult circumstances.
Dillo then spoke with Shane about his upcoming trip to Germany. Shane’s son Harrison has an inherited renal disease and is now on dialysis. After searching for a donor match amongst relatives, it turns out Shane is the best match for Harrison. Shane will travel to Germany with plans to donate one of his kidneys to Harrison on February 16th. We wish Shane well with this very generous and loving gift to his son.
Glenn' number came up in the barrel draw and he went home with the free meal. We had some fines from the floor before Jon and Matt called it quits on another meeting. Great to see everyone up and about and at the meeting as we head into another can drinking/can collecting season.
Matt announces the new weekly member's draw. Should prove popular.

p.s. Did Brendan and your correspondent amuse ourselves during the meeting with the juvenile pursuit of trying to take photos of Matt and Jon with various adds cycling on the TV in the background? Yes, yes we did.