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4th February - Ann Taylor.

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Tickler’s ramble.
 
Hi all.  Congratulations to James and Robert on their Australia Day awards.  It’s great to have some recognition of the great work our community minded, hard working members do. Our first two loads of hay left Saturday morning with one more leaving this Sunday.  More details to follow on Wednesday.  Looking forward to seeing you all then

Cheers

Tim Goodall 

Apologies to Macca.

Also meeting apologies are now directed via the Club Secretary (Me) preferred no later than Tuesday night prior a meeting.

I can contacted via (mob: 0407 052 758) or email mackablue@outlook.com

Cheers Potholes

Bushfire Response.
 
Brendan very kindly sent us these photos of our first load of hay going off.
 
 
Meal Review.
 
Twenty-nine members and, perhaps fortunately, no guests shared a meal last week.  The great thing about the meals we get at Rotary is that every meal tells a story, although many of these stories aren’t true.
 
We exist as a collection of atoms, and we are continually exchanging these atoms with the world around us. Every time we breath we exchange atoms with our environment.  When we eat other animals, their atoms become a part of us, and when we die our atoms go on to become part of a million other things.  Almost none of the atoms in our body were there when we were born. Atoms that were once a part of us now exist in the things all around us, and vice versa. This is the cycle of life.
 
Our chef is a deep philosophical thinker, and his meals reflect this. He rarely serves an atom of food that hasn’t already been around the block at least a few times. His meal this week, Naroghid Bin Chicken Stew, captures this concept of the cycle of life beautifully. The ibis stew is served to Rotarians, and when Rotarians fail to eat the meal, it goes into the bin. The stew then ends up in the Naroghid landfill, where it is eaten by other ibises. A quick trip out to Naroghid in the dead of night, and our man is ready to prepare another stew.
 
When your correspondent was growing up, one of my brothers raised two roosters on a diet of chicken meat. This had two effects. Firstly, the roosters became psychopathic and would attack anyone and anything they came into contact with. When my mother insisted my brother slaughter the roosters because they had become a danger, we discovered the second problem. The roosters were as tough as old rope, so my mother had to boil the meat for ages and serve it in a stew with a very thick sauce.
 
Our man is a student of traditional Australian cooking. His Naroghid Bin Chicken Stew is the perfect way to serve cannibalistic, psychopathic ibises. His stew was beautifully presented on a bed of rice with a pappadum.  Some frozen vegies were thawed out to prop up the other side of the pappadum.
 
Naroghid Bin Chicken Stew – the atoms will leave you just as quickly as you took them on.
Roster.
 
 
 
Boré’s view.
 
Two weeks ago Les very kindly drove the bus on the Mini-Safari.  It was all going very well until Les tried to park the bus back at the bus depot.  Unfortunately for Les, and fortunately for Boré, Les remodelled the side of the bus against a pole. 
 
Boré loves drawing pictures of car accidents.  He has a lot of experience doing it on insurance forms.  Les could include Boré’s cartoon on his insurance claim form, except we didn’t actually have insurance.  If you rent a bus you automatically have insurance, but when someone kindly lends it to you for free apparently you don’t have a leg to stand on.  Whoops. 
 
Les’ accident followed Bruce’s fairly eratic boat driving earlier on during the safari that nearly resulted in multiple injuries.  The club is currently in negotiations with Boré to hire him for all the boat and bus driving during next year’s Mini-Safari.
 
We thank Bore for another fantastic cartoon.
 
Glendon sent us this snap of the survivors.
 
Rotary chaff burner update.
 
Physicality was entered into a race at Pakenham the other day, which was a relief to Rotary horse racing fans who are still recovering from the emotional trauma of having Vassa Blue sold from under them.  Vassa was sold to relieve owners of the emotional trauma of having to watch him race.  Physicality was returning from a long stretch on the sidelines, having himself suffered from emotional trauma as a result his own racing performance.  However, the track at Pakenham was a bit muddy, which Physicality did not feel he was able cope with emotionally, and so the horse was scratched.  In the mean time Physicality is functioning as an excellent provender disposal unit.

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