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Say your last goodbye to summer! Lunch this week kicks off Autumn, personally I can't believe it's already MARCH! This month we have some great guest speakers, 3.8 with a Mate for Myeloma Australia and the club AGM is finally going to happen (22nd, please come to make the numbers) - a big thanks to Sam for taking on the audit once again. Now is a good time for the sub-committees to get together and do a little pulse check on what you wanted to achieve this past eight months, there is still time to tick off a few more things. 
 
This week we have Matt McConnell from We've Got You along to talk about his experience of childloss and what the foundation is doing to support parents in the South West Vic region. 
 
A friendly reminder that the Golden Community Raffle is almost finished, time to sell any remaining tickets that you can! Remember, the tickets we sell raises money for our club.
 
3.8 with Mate registrations are open, Bob is looking forward to seeing as many of us as possible this coming Sunday - at the rear of the Beach Kiosk at 10am. Register here: https://app.etapestry.com/cart/myelomafoundation/default/item.php?ref=1656.0.731868237 or donate here: https://justgiving.com/fundraising/rotaryclubofwarrnamboolcentral
 
It was fantastic to hear from Loved and Shared Executive Officer, Jaimee, last week. Brendan and Matt have contributed a lot to supporting the set up phase by getting our club involved. Once again a big thanks to you both and to all of the members who chipped in to get the walls up and painted. 
 
DG Kathy has asked Presidents to inform members that the 2025-2026 District Governor applications are due. Any Past President who will have served a minimum of seven years as a Rotarian at the time of taking office and who would like to learn more about the role, requirements and responsibilities of the office of District Governor should contact PDG Anthony Ohlsen by e-mail on anthony.ohlsen@rotary9780.org or by phone on 0427 428 168.
 
If you are not ready for the dizzy heights of DGE, how about President Elect for your wonderful club? Or Community Services Director? Apologies to Gerald for reporting that his Vocation Directorship was up for grabs last week, that's a fine on me! See Rob Harris is you are keen.
 
See you at lunch! (remember to RSVP if you can today or if it's last minute and you can come, just arrive early to order over the counter to avoid disruption to the meeting)
 
James

P.S I bought a boat! I am looking for a shed to store it in and a longshaft 4 stroke motor somewhere between 30-50HP. If you have any hot tips on those matters I'd love to hear them - according to Tony D, I should ask Rowan and Boré for advice as a working motor has been optional in the past on their trips.
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Warrnambool, VIC 3280
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Rotten returns.

This week Ron sends us a quick mental fitness test so we can evaluate our members.

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation.

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meet you there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one.

Giraffe Test 1.

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

Transportation update.

Occasionally we bring you an update of our Charter President’s many and varied vehicles.  This week we bring you a presidential vehicle update.  Firstly, James turned up to the meeting last week in ‘The Fuzman’, a very fancy looking set of wheels.  Then on the weekend our President revealed his new boat, the excellently named ‘Gulliver’. 

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation.

The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Elephant Test 2.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Boré’s View.

Jonathon Swift wrote Gulliver’s Travels, which cleverly up-ends the reader’s normal human perspective of the world.  This included a place where horses, not humans, were the dominant species and the horses thought all other species to be unintelligent and unimportant.  Voltaire thought Swift had a good idea that wasn’t taken far enough, so he wrote Micromégas.  Boré thought Voltaire had a good idea that wasn't taken far enough, so he drew us this cartoon.

Many fish enjoy hunting humans. Sharks, piranhas, and a variety of other fish will hunt humans for food.  Orcas and some other whales appear to enjoy hunting humans for sport.  A variety of jelly fish and other poisonous sea creatures will kill humans for no obvious reasons at all.  Stingrays occasionally spear wildlife presenters just for fun.  Marine creatures don’t feel the least bit bad about it.  Humans, they reason, don’t feel pain or grieve the loss of others.  The evidence should lead them to a different conclusion, but fish ignore that because it is inconvenient. 

This week Boré brings us an action-packed image of hunting at sea.

We thank Boré for a fantastic cartoon of Tim 'sleeping with the fishes'..

Minutes.

Attendance: Sam is growing more and more like Nooka every week.  This week Sam declared in his attendance report that he was ‘buggered if I know?’ and that ‘I don’t know how Nooka does it?’  Sam then reported 17 members and one guest present.  The club secretary and yours truly counted 24 members present.  I think Sam knows exactly how Nooka does it.  Our guest was Jamie Miller from Loved and Shared.

Meal: The traditional Indian beef curry with rice and a poppadum.  Holly cow it was a good meal.

Sgt Bob introduced our president, James ‘The Fuzman’ Mepham, and we were underway.  In reports;

·       James reminded members that we are still looking for a Community Service Director and a President Elect for next year.

·       James thanked Malcolm for organising the recent Francis Foundation working bee and thanked those members who took part.

·       Malcolm advised that we still had some work to do at the Francis Foundation and a second working bee will be required.

·       Bob noted that the final figure from the Hospital Auxiliary fundraiser was $9800.  He read out a wonderful card of thanks received from the Hospital Auxiliary.

·        Bob reminded members that the Golden Community Raffle tickets are due back soon.

·       Bob also reminded us that the Myeloma Australia walk will be held on the 5th of March at 10.00am.  Please see the text from Bob for details.

·       Hayesey is going to the Neil Porter Legacy careers in farming open day to check it out.

Jamie Miller spoke about Loved and Shared.  The charity has been set up to receive and re-home high quality goods for children.  The aim it to ensure all children have access to these items and to reduce landfill.  There are 4500 children living in poverty in our region and 25 tonnes of high quality items for children going to landfill each year. 

The charity has one full time employee; Jamie, but is otherwise run by 21 volunteers.  They receive donated children’s clothing, toys, books, and equipment like prams, cots and car seats.  These donations are sorted, quality checked, cleaned and repaired if required, categorised and packed.  Effort is made to pack the items nicely to maintain the dignity of the recipients.  These items are then distributed by other agencies.

Loved and shared are looking for more volunteers and donations of both goods and money.

Jamie very kindly thanked our Rotary club for its work in lining the walls of its facility.  We thank Jamie for taking the time to come and talk to us.

Fines from the floor wrapped up the meeting before Pip won the wine and our President sent everyone on their way.

Latin 101.

Latin scholar Pip Ritchie writes;

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says ‘five beers please’.

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation.
 
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Lion King Test 3.

The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Transportation update #2.
 
Recently David ‘Biggles’ Jellie went up in a ninety-year-old De Havilland Tiger Moth.  The plane was so old that a less scrupulous lawyer would have tried to insert himself in its will.  Brendan has kindly sent us these snaps.

David prepares for take-off.

David swoops in low to drop a subpoena on a local farmer.

David’s first words after landing were, "What do you mean 'where is the pilot?’"
Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation.
 
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

Crocodile Test 4.

There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Ten Years Ago.

Ten years ago, we were preparing for the start of the 2013 football season.  The previous season had ended with Essendon being busted by WADA for taking banned substances and Melbourne playing even worse than normal to improve their position in the draft. 

Somehow Lew obtained this Anzac Day photo months before the game was actually played.

Simultaneously, the Melbourne merchandise shop was selling tank tops which, as some wags noted, allowed you to take advantage of any drafts.

Also simultaneously, a Collingwood player was caught taking illicit drugs.  Probably.  I can’t really remember, but probably.

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation.

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

How did you do?

Our Club and Community Fundraiser 2023 NOV-APRIL
Building on 2021/2022 - Supporting ROMP
December 3rd 10:00 AM leaving from The Pavillion.
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