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President's Report.

 
Hello Rotarians
 
I hope you have had a good week.  
 
Not a lot happening on the Rotary front. Remember this week we are at the RSL for lunch on Wednesday.  There is also the joint meeting of all clubs on 24th sept. It looks like there will be the CMA updating us on the Merri River works and Brooke updating us on the science and technology projects.
 
Remember to keep Dec 5th clear for the Christmas party.  Also Nov 7th is when we are moving the Brighton RC DIK goods for distribution. Please indicate on the Stack App for both of these functions if you are attending or not.
 
It looks like there is another week of rain, which the farmers need, so keep dry.
See you all on Wednesday 
 
Regards
 
Bono
Upcoming Events.
 
10th September - Bowlo kitchen closed, lunch at RSL.
24th September - GHCMA combined meeting.
7th November - transporting goods for 6Cs.
Rotten Returns.
 
Another interesting meeting with some members returning from above the Tropic 0f Capricorn. Malcolm had already lost his tan; Robbo was keen to talk about his adventure and Nooka had removed his beard. Facial hair was all the rage the previous week when Nooka joined Tony D, Rowan and Glenn by trying to cultivate on his face something that grows wild on his nether regions, but it was short-lived due to popular opinion.
 
The morning of the meeting Bim was reliving his Vietnam War days where he drove an Armoured Personnel Carrier running unsuspecting locals off the road. This time it was a little old lady in a mobility vehicle who got in the way of his push bike. No real damage, just a couple of busted ribs and a buckled front wheel. The old lady avoided the obituary column. Doc explained to us that the only way the medical profession can detect broken ribs is to make the patient laugh.
 
Robbo gave an in-depth report on his recent holiday to Broome including a World War 2 history lesson. He also visited Cable Beach, famous for its sharks, camel rides and topless sun seekers but he didn't mention spotting any humps or white pointers. 
 
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? Well Robbo did and apparently will not be allowed on that airline again . . . he spent the rest of the flight home from Broome looking out the window at deserts and the odd large rock.
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Warrnambool Central
Imagine Rotary
Wednesdays at 1:00 PM
Warrnambool Bowls Club
75 Timor St
Warrnambool, VIC 3280
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Boré’s View.
 
Our footpaths are overrun with troublemakers.  You know the sort; children on their way to school, health-conscious empty nesters, elderly ladies on mobility scooters.  All the sort of people that just get in your way while you are trying to park your four-wheel drive on the footpath. 
 
Fortunately, Bim is here to help.  He rides his bike on the footpath the same way he drove a tank in South East Asia.  He draws a straight line between where he is now and where he wants to be, and just goes straight over anything in the way.  Road safety expert Boré has been driving around on the footpath and sends us this report.
 
 
We thank Boré for another great cartoon. 
Minutes.
 
Given Ron's excellent and accurate account of our last meeting, there is very little I can add of value, so I will keep it breif.
 
Attendance: Nooka had shaved the beard off and was back to rocking his Alf Garnett/Tobias Funke moustache look this week.  He noted Bono was looking good in his ‘recycled clothing’ before reporting 21 members and 1 guest, Maria, in attendance.  
Meal: Fish and chips with salad.  Excellent as always.
 
David launched the meeting with and excellent account of Robbo sensitively handling a divorce client.  David then introduced our President, Brendan, who has sported a jacket two weeks in a row now.  By summer Bono will be fighting fires in a tuxedo.  Brendan reported;
  • We will assist the 6Cs on November 7th.  We will need quite a few trailers and volunteers.  Register your intention in the Stack App.
  • Members of the RC of Brighton will be coming down to assist us on the 7th.  Hopefully we can find billets for them.
  • Brook McLeod is once again looking to send some local students to the National Youth Science Forum.  It will cost $3,065 per student and she is looking for clubs to offer financial support.  No doubt our board will consider how we can help.
  • Our joint meeting with the other Warrnambool clubs is on the 24th of September at the RSL. 
  • Our next Wednesday meeting, the 10th, will be at the RSL.
In other reports;
  • Glenn reminded members their annual membership subscription is now due.
  • Matt advised us we have now sponsored a Story Dogs team.  See below.
  • Matt spoke about the possibility of us collecting cans at the summer night markets.  The consensus seemed to be that it would be a lot of work for very little reward.
  • Matt also spoke about a local resident who suffered considerable damage to her garden in the recent storm.  We might organise a working bee to help her out.
  • Nooka advised that he might give us the footy tipping results next week or the week after.
 
Maria then gave us an update on her exchange experience.  She has a full diary of upcoming events, including a trip to Mount Hotham, which will be the first time she has ever seen snow.  Regrettably she cannot find time to attend school between now and the school holidays.
 
 
Robbo gave us an excellent presentation on his recent trip to Broome.  Robbo was denied service at a bottle shop after the manager advised him ‘your I.D. card will identify you as a problem drinker’.  Chris and Robbo visited a pearl farm.  Chris was very taken with a pearl necklace, but Robbo could not fit it into the budget after he bought himself a golf shirt.
 
We had some lively fines from the floor before the barrel was drawn and Bob walked away a winner.
 
Robbo's white had hints of oak and treated pine.
Postcard from Paul.
 
Paul sends us this message from his engineering study tour of the YSIOS winery in Spain.
 
Postcard from Lew.
 
Lew sends us this report from Bono Disneyland.
Fourteen Years Ago.
 
 
Some time ago, Bob was awarded the Feral Award.  He was not present at the changeover to pick it up so Pip kindly had it shipped to his work with the following helpful instructions.
 
Fifteen Years Ago.
 
Fifteen years ago Rotary International had the slogan 'every Rotarian is an example to youth'.  This was true, but we weren't always good examples.  The compass took our exchange student at the time, Oskar, a.k.a. The Stig, to the footy.
 
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