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President's Report.

 
Hello Rotarians
 
This week finds us in Osaka. We are staying in an area near the Umeda metro station. This station processes around 2.4 million people per day!! There is a massive shopping centre below ground and there is no peak time! It has been flat out every day we have been here. 
 
Tomorrow we travel to Hiroshima for a few days.
 
Not much on the Rotary front. Robbo is busy getting the Thank God You Are Here night organised so make sure you support this and get a table of non rotary people organised for this. Surf has the bowls night in hand so please support this! Unfortunately I won't be there to bring home the best score this year!
 
I have included a few pictures from my travels. Of course there is the obligatory ones of fire hydrants! We visited the World Expo as did 250,000 others so we are glad to be out of there! 
 
See you soon
 
Bono
 
 
Upcoming Events
 
7th November - transporting goods for 6Cs.
 
14th November - Thank God You Are Here night.
 
5th December - Christmas party.
 
Early Jan - Wednesday evening meal and lawn bowls.
 
Early Jan - Beach clean up.
 
16th January - Collecting cans at Summer Touring concert.
 
Rotten Returns.
 
Not a lot to report from the cheap seats last week. I sat next to the editor who does all the heavy lifting. How lucky are we to have Tony on the job. I may have played a small role steering the Central Spoke in a certain direction in its infancy, but Tony has taken it to a whole new level. Keep up the good work.
 
Hutto and Marg will be a huge loss to the club. I have fond memories of their catering skills when they provided breakfast for 20 or 30 members on the Wednesday of May Racing Carnival for several years without a hiccup - except for the morning that Swampy Marsh forgot to deliver the eggs.
 
A few guys congratulated me on winning the footy tipping. How hard can it be with a large percentage of members either Bombers or Dees supporters. Bim is not a happy camper after someone - who shall remain nameless - hung a handbag on his bike after the Cats lost the GF.
 
Pip reminded me of his contribution to multiculturism when he wore his McLeod tartan kilt (his grandmother's clan) to a function in Melbourne. The Sikh taxi driver asked him why he was wearing a silly outfit. Pip asked him why he was wearing the stupid thing on his head. The rest of the journey proceeded in silence.
 
It's not true what they say about Gracie, he really is quite generous and regularly contributes to charity. He was recently spotted in the supermarket wearing his 5-year-old Big Freeze beanie.
 
Members have got a fair bit of the world covered at the moment, with one in Asia, one in Europe and one in Africa. Bono is in Japan checking out fire hydrants,  David is in Italy drumming up business with the Mafia and Bore' is in South Africa trying to find out why his mob lost the Boer War. 
 
When I bought a drink at the meeting last week the barman informed me that I had a $10 credit for my birthday. I told him my birthday wasn't for a few days and there was no guarantee I would make it. He advised me to drink up quick.
 
 
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Boré’s View.
 
This week Boré gave us an excellent presentation on Shelterbox.  Shelterbox is a great project and very dear to the hearts of many Rotarians.  There is one Rotarian who seems to be showing a particular interest in Shelterbox at the moment.  Hutto no longer has a house to live in here in Warrnambool and he recently suffered significant financial losses on the second-hand bone handled knife market.  Fortunately for Hutto, Rotary is here to help.
 
This week Boré popped down to a Shelterbox tent that has appeared in a local park, and files this report.
 
 
We thank Boré for another wonderful cartoon.
 
Minutes.
 
Attendance: Nooka chalked up twenty members and one guest, Maria.
 
 
Meal: After telling Robbo he could not possibly produce pasta carbonara for twenty odd people all at once and it would need to be done as a bake, our chef seems to have accidently cooked twenty-one pasta carbonaras.  It was excellent.  If no one reminds him it can’t be done, we might get it again.
 
 
Drill Seargent Bullivant sounded the reveille bugle before introducing our president-elect, Paul.  Paul reminded members of the many upcoming events (see list above) before inquiring as to the number of visiting Rotarians.  The answer, as it turned out, was zero. 
 
 
In reports;
  • Jon advised us that we will join Beach Patrol Warrnambool for a beach clean-up, perhaps early next year.
  • Tony D. spoke about us collecting cans at Relay for Life again.
  • Surf advised us that Ten Pin Bowling would be on Friday night, followed by a meal at Bojangles.  After some discussion amongst members, Surf advised that we would go to Bowling and then the Seanchai on Friday.  After further discussion, Surf announced the whole thing will be rescheduled for a Wednesday at some point in the future.  Honestly Surf, it is like herding cats sometimes.
  • Surf also announced our Thank God You Are Here night will be held on the 14th of November.
  • Surf is planning our fist meeting back after Christmas/New Year to be a meal and lawn bowls night.  Stay tuned.
  • Greg advised that we have decided to redirect the funds we were planning to use on NYSF towards a student from Brauer who wants to attend the National Maths Summer School.  That student may come and present to us soon.
  • Matt announced that the Grand Final Sweep had a theoretical prize pool of $75 which had been won, in theory, by Lorraine O’Brien.  Congratulations Lorraine.  In practice nobody has paid Matt so the prize pool remains more of a theoretical concept than a practical reality.  Rowan noted Lorraine had tipped Brisbane just to annoy him. 
  • Hutto announced that we will be collecting cans at the Summer Touring Concert at the Racecourse on January 16th.
 
Maria gave us an update on her exploits at Mount Hotham, Broken Hill, Dunkeld and at paint balling.  Maria observed that pain balling really hurt and gave her bruises. 
 
 
Boré gave us an excellent presentation on Shelter Box.  We were reminded of what an important role Shelter Box plays in providing shelter and other necessary items for people who have lost their homes to disaster, conflict or climate crisis.  Boré noted that the price of boxes has gone up but hopefully we can find a way to support this great Rotary project.
Boré’s presentation concluded with a rare insight into his viewing tastes on YouTube, which we present here for your pleasure.
 
 
Glenn then gave us an excellent fines session quiz before the barrel was drawn and Lew took home the rich prize purse on offer.
 
Marg and Hutto are moving to Melbourne on Tuesday.  Of course, we hope to see Hutto regularly in future and hope he visits us often.  However, it would be timely to note that Hutto is a charter member of our club and has been really the best club member we could ever hope to have.  His great humour combined with tireless work on so many of our Rotary projects will be very much missed.  We wish Hutto and Marg good health and every success in their move to Melbourne and closer to family
Essendon update.
 
Memo to the Essendon marketing department; don't make unrestricted free agents October, November or December.  It jut depresses the supporters even further.
 
 
It will be fine.  I will just buy the official Essendon 2026 calendar and put it up a month early.  
 
Ten Years Ago.
 
Fifteen years ago, our inbound exchange student Oskar, aka The Stig, went on the car rally with members.  The Stig was like a kid in a candy shop; he couldn't decide what to drive next.
 
Our Club Fundraiser 2023 - every hand on deck!
Building on 2021-2023 - Supporting ROMP
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