Carlton (49) v Western Bulldogs (66)
Watching the replay of this and you can see the moment the Bulldogs players suddenly realise ‘oh dear, we’re about to lose to Carlton’ and start working hard.
They were certainly helped by Carlton, who could feel the wooden spoon slipping through their fingers before rallying to grasp it with both hands in the final quarter.
It caps off an amazing run by the Blues, who have now won the wooden spoon in 2002, 2005, 2006, 2015 and 2018.
The commitment it takes to so consistently be in the running for the spoon is something the Blues don’t get a lot of credit for.
When you consider Carlton’s AFLW team also secured the wooden spoon this year, it’s an amazing whole of club effort.
John Elliot deserves a lot of the credit for this run, helping create the conditions for the Blues breakthrough wooden spoon in 2002, but we should also acknowledge the recent efforts of Mick Malthouse who managed to decimate the clubs’ playing stocks in just a few short years.
Brendon Bolton said recently that the club would not be big movers in the offseason, suggesting they are confident of going back-to-back next year.
West Coast (91) v Melbourne (108)
As Mark LeCras booted a goal at the 18-minute mark of the final term to send the Eagles ahead for the first time that day, I wondered why I kept doing this to myself.
Twelve years of frustration spilled out of me as I swore at the television in a five-minute tirade that would have made Quentin Tarantino blush.
Apologising to the other customers in JB HiFi, I watched on as the Demons did the opposite of what they always do, steady, compose themselves and then kick away.
It all happened so quickly. Suddenly, people were talking about something called ‘finals’ and saying the Demons would be playing in them.
I did some googling, and these ‘finals’ are sort of a mini-tournament that decides who are ‘Premiers’ each season.
The game itself would have been great to watch; if I hadn’t been so tense that it appeared to others, I was having some sort of stroke.
Melbourne’s cause was certainly helped by Jack Darling going off early with concussion but winning over there is never easy, and you always knew the Eagles would be coming.
Worryingly for the Eagles, every time they started to get back into it, they would give up a goal, and now they need to win next week to lock in home finals.
After the game, a lot of people contacted me to say I’d have to give up my ski lodge booking now. How little people understand us Melbourne supporters, we don’t book ski lodges; we own them.