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President’s Piffle

I am finding it is enjoyable to be a Melbourne supporter this week! It may be a fleeting moment, but enjoyable none the less.

Our Club contributes to Shelterbox each year, and I enclose a snippet from Rotary eNews about Lombok:

 “I can advise ShelterBox has a Response Team in Indonesia, working with local government and local Rotarians.  The Rotary support is being led by Past Governors Eva Kurniarty and Al Purwa.  Together, we are delivering aid to families in Lombok who have lost entire homes and we hope to be able to add to this with tents and tarpaulins.  This aid will assist local families to start to rebuild their lives.  On the ground, Rotary teams will be helping our ShelterBox Response Team to deliver relief to those families in desperate need”.

This continues to be a worthy International project.

Cheers

Lew

Minutes

Robbo reports;

Immediate past President, the Very Vindictive Philip Ritchie, took great delight in noting a relatively light yarding of 27 members, one visiting Rotarian namely Tim McLeod from Warrnambool East, and one club guest namely Leah from France. But those in attendance were treated to a delightful cheesy chicken vol- au- vent with a simple fresh salad, and some very tasty chicken chips which diners were free to leave if they wished. Although this correspondent does not have French Fast Facts under his purview, members will no doubt be fascinated to learn that the pastry and its catchy name originated in Paris, and are generally credited to Antonin Careme. However, mention of a vol-au-vent is made in François Marin’s 1713 cookbook Les Dons de Comus years before Careme’s birth, so who knows? In France, it is usually served as an appetiser or a small snack, filled with chicken or fish. In Belgium, it is a common main dish that can be found on the menus of most restaurants, and is nearly always filled with a combination of chicken, mushrooms and small meatballs, served with either mashed potatoes or fries. Our man has clearly been trained abroad, knowing that fries were the correct accompaniment.

Malcolm MacPherson reported that six members of the somewhat larger auction committee met last night, and will shortly be chasing for auction items. One of our new members Peter Ward was so keen he had to be restrained, so watch out! The next meeting is on the 20th September at Brendon O'Neill's place.

Bob McMillan reported that he is still leading the footie tipping. Bruce has now moved up to equal leader on 132, with Sam and Dicko on 131.

Leah met all of the other District Exchange Students at Horsham on the weekend and was delighted to find there is another French boy who acted as "my translator". You don't need one Leah. Your English is good, and getting better. Excellent that you get up and give us your reports. She is registering with Aqua zone, and was heading off after our meeting to go riding with Pip and Jill. Several members asked her to take photographs once Pip has come off. Meantime Janick had attended another Rotary Club meeting the night before, and so wasn't at our meeting. He was also in Horsham on Sunday, is kicking and marking the Australian Rules Football beautifully, and enjoyed soccer with a bunch of professionals (that is, doctors, optometrists et cetera… not football professionals) last Monday night. He pulled up untroubled, unlike this correspondent who has added a hamstring from soccer to his strained quad from kicking the footy. Hosting exchange students can prove dangerous.

We enjoyed some nice O'Brien time, followed by an eclectic sporting fines session by Dillo, and a brief motoring report at the insistence of the President.

Janick's weekend.

Janick has been having a good time, but we’ve been doing a bit of driving to Melbourne, and I have to go down to Melbourne again this Friday, possibly staying through until Sunday.

I reckon he’d appreciate a weekend without significant driving, so is anyone doing anything interesting locally this weekend where they could involve him?

Robbo.
 
Fast Facts

Fast Facts Language and Symbols

This week’s column evolved from a simple intention to share, as promised, a joke from the back of a Carrambar wrapper.  Most would know how it is when one commits to something without knowing how a seemingly simple task then proceeds to require the development of a new skills set.

In this case, silly me had given no thought to the extra demands of adding diacritic signs to the transcribed text.  Yes, diacritic signs.  Whoever heard of them? Well you won’t find them in English, but they are common in French and Danish. You have probably seen them, but did you know they were called “diacritic signs”?   Diacritic signs are marks and symbols added above or below specific letters that denote variations in pronunciation of those letters. Sometime they even change the meaning of words in which they appear.  So they seem fairly important, especially if you have a language with diacritic signs.

What more could there be to learn about diacritic signs in Danish and French? Well it turns out that diacritic signs are inextricably linked to the alphabets and letter pronunciation. Hence began this writer’s journey into Danish and French alphabets and pronunciation, and the gathering of knowledge and information herein condensed and summarized.

The first thing of note is that that Danes and French have different alphabets to English, and each other for that matter, although all three are written in familiar Latin form. The second thing discovered was that the boffins who try to explain how to pronounce the letters typically do so by reference to phonetic symbols that are essentially unintelligible! Apparently you can learn about these if you go to University and study Linguistics or undertake a Masters level Speech Pathology course. 

As an example of this descent to darkness, the following table presents the Danish alphabet, with the unenlightening phonetic guides appearing in third line for each letter. The main point of interest is we can see the Danish alphabet has 29 letters!

 

Titus O’Riely 
Bob once again brings us the latest from Titus;
Carlton (49) v Western Bulldogs (66)
Watching the replay of this and you can see the moment the Bulldogs players suddenly realise ‘oh dear, we’re about to lose to Carlton’ and start working hard.
They were certainly helped by Carlton, who could feel the wooden spoon slipping through their fingers before rallying to grasp it with both hands in the final quarter.
It caps off an amazing run by the Blues, who have now won the wooden spoon in 2002, 2005, 2006, 2015 and 2018.
The commitment it takes to so consistently be in the running for the spoon is something the Blues don’t get a lot of credit for.
When you consider Carlton’s AFLW team also secured the wooden spoon this year, it’s an amazing whole of club effort.
John Elliot deserves a lot of the credit for this run, helping create the conditions for the Blues breakthrough wooden spoon in 2002, but we should also acknowledge the recent efforts of Mick Malthouse who managed to decimate the clubs’ playing stocks in just a few short years.
Brendon Bolton said recently that the club would not be big movers in the offseason, suggesting they are confident of going back-to-back next year.
West Coast (91) v Melbourne (108)
As Mark LeCras booted a goal at the 18-minute mark of the final term to send the Eagles ahead for the first time that day, I wondered why I kept doing this to myself.
Twelve years of frustration spilled out of me as I swore at the television in a five-minute tirade that would have made Quentin Tarantino blush.
Apologising to the other customers in JB HiFi, I watched on as the Demons did the opposite of what they always do, steady, compose themselves and then kick away.
It all happened so quickly. Suddenly, people were talking about something called ‘finals’ and saying the Demons would be playing in them.
I did some googling, and these ‘finals’ are sort of a mini-tournament that decides who are ‘Premiers’ each season.
The game itself would have been great to watch; if I hadn’t been so tense that it appeared to others, I was having some sort of stroke.
Melbourne’s cause was certainly helped by Jack Darling going off early with concussion but winning over there is never easy, and you always knew the Eagles would be coming.
Worryingly for the Eagles, every time they started to get back into it, they would give up a goal, and now they need to win next week to lock in home finals.
After the game, a lot of people contacted me to say I’d have to give up my ski lodge booking now. How little people understand us Melbourne supporters, we don’t book ski lodges; we own them.
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