Janet's Message

It was lovely to see Alan Bowes back. I watched the Grand Final with my husband and Greg Lee and was the only one barracking for Collingwood. Go Pies what a great game and amazing victory. Enough said of the pies as I may get repercussions although we do have a few Collingwood supporters who seemed very happy.
 
Welcome to Laurinda Jane who was our speaker for the night. We had apologies from Brooke and George, Chris Stebbing (get better soon) Andrew Body (who we saw practising his bowls on Sunday at city Memorial) all the others on longer holiday leave.
 
I have thought a lot about Tonys talk over the last week and continue to think how amazing this project is. I had been questioning myself as to why wells etc are not made by the local people themselves. Tony said that the locals would have the skills if shown but had no access to money which you need for materials. The way in which Tony explained made me realise that we so take access to money and materials for granted here. If we see a problem, we really have access to resources to get it fixed. So, without the PNG economy changing this such necessary project could continue with the amazing work long term. It really is life changing.
 
Volunteer Day occurred on Saturday at the Emanual Centre. Tony, Anne Adams, Kelly Curran, Greg Lee and I attended. We had a great day with several potential members expressing interest. Anne is following these people up. We actually had a very funny day and Anne fought hard to keep us in control. We had the Lyndoch table beside us with lovely chocolates and biros on their table. Every time the Lyndoch representative left the table oddly enough his supply of chocolates and biros diminished. Enough said. The Expo was a really good way to see what’s on in the community – there were approximately 46 staffs. Tony and I had to do a presentation on our club which went well to a fairly small audience thanks Kelly for coming to the presentation.
 
Reminder to become a member of the Warrnambool Bowls Club – membership forms at the bar or see attached. Discounts available with membership.
 
I’ve started a calendar spreadsheet under Projects in excel on our Google Drive for all projects or project related events and the calendar for the speakers remains the same. If you still haven’t a log in to google drive and would like one, please contact Chris Stebbing and he can set you up easily.
The projects calendar is located Program 2324 under RCW/club service/program/23-23 Program and Kelly Curran is the contact for any changes to this one. The Calander for Projects 2324 is located under RCW/projects/CALANDAR FOR PROJECTS/calendar for projects and Tony Austin is the contact for changes to this one. Both the Projects calendar and the Club Program and meeting calendars are now view only.
 
A reminder about Rotary Regionalisation – we need to come up with a recommendation for which community group we would like to be in by the end of October, or we will just be placed in one. I have circulated more information on regionalisation and will try and get a questionnaire out today if I can work out how to do it.
 
Tomorrow might is a fun night and thanks to Robbie and Judy for organising this.
Have a great rest of the week (one day) and I will try to get the Bulleting report done much earlier next week.
“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie
President Janet
Bulletin News
Next Meeting October 10th
6pm at the Warrnambool Bowls Club
75 Timor Street
 
Fun night with Robbie
Member Announcements
Judy Ross
Lids for kids:
Please continue to bring along your washed milk bottle tops. Svet and her Girl guides are working with Lauren,  who came and spoke to us. You can give the lids to Svet or Judy. Bread tags are also still being collected.
 
Janet Blackley
Home Hosting
Starting Oct 9th, for 3 days a week, lasting 4 weeks.
Students need to attend placement through south west tafe to finalise their course. 
 
Robbie
Empty Medicine Packets
Robbie will be collecting empty medicine packets from now on to be recycled.
If you would like to know how 'blister packs' get recycled, you can watch this short video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4IOv58Y4Xg
 
Graeme
Spring Tree Planting and Working Bee
Hopkins Falls Reserve
Sunday 15th October 2023
10 am to 12 midday
Followed by a BBQ and Platypus Monitoring Information Session.
Fellowship Roster
Meeting DateSergeantFellowship 1Fellowship 2Invocation
10th OctLeon De VilliersGraeme WardJohn BeksAnn Donaldson
17th OctGeorge McLeod Janet BlackleyAnn Body
24th OctLeon De VilliersSharon KennyAlan BowesAndrew Body
31st OctLeon De VilliersCathy Bligh Alan Bowes
     
7th NovLeon De VilliersAndrew Body Glenn Brotchie
14th Nov John HuntGreg LeeTony Austin
21st NovLeon De VilliersBrian TreneryGraeme WardTerry O'Neil
28st NovLeon De VilliersJudy RossGlenn BrotchieSvet Lineham
     
5th DecLeon De VilliersKeith McLeodGeorge McLeodSharon Kenny
12th DecGeorge McLeodCathy BlighKelly CurranAnn Body
19th DecLeon De VilliersAlan BowesAnn DonaldsonGreg Lee
 
Upcoming Speakers
October
10th: Fun night with Robbie
17th: Salvation Army visit to new facilities
24th: Bowls Night and BBQ
31st: Deakin Conference
 
November
7th: Melbourne Cup Night
14th: RSL
21st: On the couch with Peter Smit
28th: Levi Geebung, Gunditjmara men's group
 
December
5th: Christmas Function
 
Have ideas for the 2023 - 2024 program? Please talk to Sharron, Cathy and Kelly!
Upcoming Events
October 15th              Youth Awards Presentation
October 27th              Group C Social Night
October 28th              Warrnambool Show
November 5th             Garden Show
November 18th          Noorat Show
March 8-11th              Port Fairy Folkie
Bulletin Additions
If you would like to add to the bulletin, please email sarah.adamss2509@gmail.com or brookeemmajensen@gmail.com
 
-Brooke and Sarah
 
Volunteer Expo
Thanks to our members who helped on Saturday at the volunteer expo. Fingers crossed for some new members!
 
WISECRACK of the Week from John Beks
 
RUSSIA  vs.  IRISH  PUB  
 
Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings :
"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. 
"This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!" 
           
"Well, Paddy'.  Putin replied.
"This is indeed important news!  How big is your army?"
"Right now", says Paddy, after a moment's calculation. "There is myself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Putin paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command!"
"Begorra!" says Paddy,  "I'll have to ring you back".
Sure enough, the next day. Paddy calls again. "Mr. Putin, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Putin asks.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, a Marphy's farm tractor".
Putin sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armoured personnel carriers.  Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke". 
"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya!"
Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day.  "Mr. Putin, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well".
Putin was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you. Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided , surface-to-air missile sites. And since we spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" says Paddy.  "I will have to ring ya back"  Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day.
"Top o' the morning, Mr. Putin.  I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war."
"Really? I am sorry to hear that", says Putin. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," says Paddy. "We had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there's no way we can feed 200,000 Russian prisoners!" 
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