PAROPROSDOKIANS.
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising or unexpected, even frequently humorous.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it is still on my list If we agree with you, we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting your target, shoot first and call what you hit the target. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Why do Americans choose from just 2 people to run for President and 50 for Miss America?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have good ideas! Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won’t expect it back.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
