The Definition of "OLD" (Part 1)
#1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked: "Are you having it catered?"
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!
#2 Just before the funeral service, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
widow and asked, "How old was your husband?'
"98", she replied: "Two years older than me."
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
#3 Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about 104?" The reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure"
#4 I feel like my body has gotten totally our of shape, so I got my doctor's
permission to join a fitness club and start exercising, I decided to take an
aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted gyrated, jumped up and down
and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class
was over.