President's Message

 
Tuesday night we had the pleasure of Clint Hill and Jo McDowell from the Warrnambool Life Saving club as our speakers for the night. Clint and Jo gave us an insight to the strategic plan and it looked very exciting and the new development. It will be an asset to our town. What a great achievement to have over 700 members and do such great work keeping our beaches and everyone safe.

Frank Monger and Janet Phillip from Mount Gambier Rotary Club came along and shared a meal for the night and it was lovely to see them. John Harris and Trish also came along for the night, and it was great to see Maria our exchange student attend.

Janet Blackley gave us an update on her health and the cancer hasn’t spread which is fantastic news. Janet starts her radiation this week and we wish Janet all the best.

Members Announcements
- Glen Brotchie wants to start a walking group and if you would like to
participate head to the pavilion this Monday at 9am and enjoy great company and everyone is welcome.
- Janet Blackley said if any members are having IT issues with club runner or google drive to let Janet know. If you would like help to be added to the 'whatsapp' Rotary group coversation, please see Brooke or George at a meeting.
- Debbie Furguson is looking for helpers for the Easter book sale and if you can help out on the Saturday and Sunday please get in touch with Debbie.

Apologies: Trevor Williams, David Brown, Rachell Furnell and Chris Stebbing

Next week we have Andrew Jeffers from Wannon Water as our guest speaker
Have a wonderful week
Kelly Curran

Next Meeting 25th March

Andrew Jeffers from Wannon Water. Chair is Leon de Villiers.

6pm for a 6.15pm start
Warrnambool Bowls Club. Corner of Kelp and Timor St
 
A reminder, if you cannot attend the meeting; please contact David Brown via 0438 647 536 or dljb3280@gmail.com

Meeting Jobs

Sargeant:
Ann Body

Fellowship:
Brian Trenery
 
Invocation:
Lola Lee
 
If you are unable to fill this position, please contact Anne Adams on 0418 528 787 or 
adamsanne49@gmail.com
 

Member Announcements
- - REMINDERS FOR THE NEXT MONTH - - 

CLUB PHOTO TO BE TAKEN ON 25TH MARCH
Please be available is possible for the club photo to be taken at 6pm at our regular club meeting. Thanks to Frank.

Brooke McLeod
April 1st Meeting
This will be located at Deakin University cafe space. Everyone from the club will be listed as attending unless have told Brooke otherwise. Please let Brooke know of any dietary requirements.
This is a big night, so please bring partners if possible. The other clubs have been invited.

Anne Adams
22nd April - Meeting will be at the RSL. Please RSVP to Anne Adams

6th May - Meeting will be at the Wangoom Hall. Please RSVP to Anne Adams

Car pooling available for each event, please contact rsvp person.

 

Upcoming Speakers

March
25th - Andrew Jeffers from
Wannon Water

April
1st - NYSF Celebration night
8th - New member talk from Rob McDonald
15th - 1990 Debate: 'Women in Rotary... or not?" from John Beks, plus Rotary Chats
22nd - Doug Heazlewood on ANZAC Day

May
6th - May races at Wangoom Hall
13th - RYLA participant presentation
20th - Presentation from Maria
27th

June
TBA

Upcoming Events

 

April
6th
Daybreak's Long Lunch
6th-11th
RYLA

May

June
20th
Warrnambool Central Changeover

July

August

11th-12th
Science and Engineering Challenge

September

October

November

December

Upcoming Meeting Jobs Roster

Date Sargeant Fellowship Invocation
March 25th Ann Body Brian Trenery Lola Lee
April 1st Ann Body Brooke McLeod Margaret Ross
April 8th Greg Lee Cathy Bligh Menasik Dewanyar
April 15th Ann Body Chris Stebbing Rachel Furnell
April 22nd Ann Body Dapinder Singh Rob McDonald
April 29th Ann Body David Brown Robyn Blackmore
May 6th Ann Body Deborah Ferguson Sharon Kenny
May 13th Greg Lee George McLeod Svetlana Lineham
May 20th Ann Body Glenn Brotchie Terrence O'Neill
May 27th Ann Body Graeme Ward Wendy Gosden
June 3rd Ann Body Greg Lee Alan Bowes
June 10th Ann Body Ian Sharman Andrew Body
June 17th Greg Lee Janet Blackley Angela Wheeler
June 24th Ann Body John Hunt Ann Donaldson
July 1st Ann Body John Beks Anne Adams

 

Additions to the Bulletin

Please contact Brooke and Sarah to add items to the bulletin
brookeemmajensen@gmail.com and sarah.adams2509@gmail.com

RSVP NOW - NYSF Celebration Night
Our weekly meeting for April 1st will be heading out to Deakin University for a giant celebration with the 5 clubs that contributed towards the 4 NYSF students. Please bring partners for this grand night. All 5 local clubs have been invited.
Everyone will be assumed attending unless mentioned to Brooke or Anne Adams otherwise. Please RSVP for guests.
$30pp on the night. card or cash
Initial Rotary District 9780 Conference photos look like they had fun!
 
You can head to https://www.facebook.com/Rotary.District.9780 to see all of the highlights of the conference over the weekend. Not sure what a district conference is? Why not ask another Rotarian at this weeks meeting
 
Congratulations to Rotary Warrnambool Daybreak and Central for being presented with Gold Environmental Awards!
 
RYLA applications are now open!
We are on the hunt for 18-25 year olds.
For further information about the program visit our website: https://ryla9780.org/
Please see Rachel about any information or if you have someone interested. Rachel also has physical copies of the flyer if you would like one.
Wisecrack of the week
From John Beks
 
LEXOPHILIA …..
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • Why were the Indians there first? They had reservations.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of terrible Marx.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Velcro – what a rip off!
  • Don’t worry about old age: it doesn’t last.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course!
Rotary Down Under March '25 Issue
The latest issue of Rotary Down Under is here. This is a monthly subscription for all Rotarians in Australia. As a member you should be receiving either a electronic or physical copy of the magazine. If you don't get it, please get in touch with Janet (also check your spam folder).
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Graeme Ward
March 19
 
Wendy Gosden
March 27
 
Duncan Stalker
March 31
 
Leon de Villiers
April 12
 
Alan Bowes
April 24
 
Join Date
Alan Bowes
March 2, 1970
55 years
 
Ann Donaldson
March 21, 2017
8 years
 
Greg Lee
April 27, 2023
2 years
 
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