RETIREMENT JOKES
- Old academics never die, they just lost their faculties
- Old accountants never die, they just loose their balance.
- Old actors never die, they just drop a part.
- Old alcoholics and drug addicts never die, they just get wasted.
- Old anthropologists never die, they just become history.
- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
- Old architects never die, they just lose their structure.
- Old assets never die, they just appreciate.
- Old astronauts never die, they go to another world.
- Old atoms never die, they just decay.
- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
- Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan.
- Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap.
- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
- Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tyres.
- Old biologists never die, they just ferment away.
- Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
- Old books never die, they just go out of print.
- Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
- Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse.
- Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces.
- Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away.
- Old burglars never die, they just steal away.
