Carry on SplittingStuart has commitments on the next few weekends and he would like the wood splitting to carry on. He was wondering if Mike ,Neville or Colin or someone could arrange a working bee some time in October ( not the 3rd) to split some more wood?
He is still about but not available at weekends. He's looking for a volunteer chief of works to come forward and show their leadership qualities. (no increase in salary!)
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A prince who has been turned into a frog was hopping around in the forest and bemoaning the fact that he never met any princesses when he met a wizard. "Cheer up" said the wizard. "You'll soon meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know all about you." "When." asks the frog. "Next week in her biology class."
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We used to spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle, and if the bottle pointed towards you when it stopped she would either give you a kiss or give you a penny. By the time I was 14, I owned my own house. (doesn't pay to be handsome.)