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Rotary jobs Book-sale team member Due to a retirement of to a vital member of the team a senior position has become available. This an opportunity to achieve a senior executive position, full training provided, salary? (usual rotary) As it will probable be necessary for two people to replace the retiring member two appointments may be made . Please contact Michael Lawlor 489 6771 Firewood Team Thanks to the members who turned up to help the team process a large pile of wood, Mike will advise members when and if they need additional help. RSA Poppy Appeal. Fri 20th April Robbie will be sending out a Google Form survey for members to fill in, it only takes half a minute and SUBMIT. If you can help tick the convenient times and you will be contacted. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A Doctor was asked to speak to his Rotary Club and they asked if he would speak on sex and a happy marriage. He spoke and everyone thought he did a great job. He went home that night and his wife asked if he talked to the club? he said yes? she asked what his subject was? He thought he had better not tell her what he talked about so he said that he spoke on sailing. Next day his wife met one of the Rotary men at the store and he told her what a wonderful talk her husband had made, and told her that he sure was an expert on the subject.
I was trying to pay my way through college, so I started a laundry service. One day, a man came in and picked up his stuff and asked, “What is the usual tip around here?” I answered, “I don’t know, but looking at you, I doubt I’ll get a quarter!” He took out a 10 dollar bill and said, “Keep the whole thing. But, by the way what are you taking in college?” I replied, “Reverse psychology!” |
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