Where do geologists go for entertainment?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
What are the wettest animals in the world?
How do you get rid of a boomerang?
What did the shy pebble say?
Why did the pilot land his plane on the second-storey balcony of an old fashioned Georgian house with turrets and gargoyles and surrounded by a moat?
A bottle of lemonade fell on a barman's head. Why wasn't he hurt?
Answers are below:
To a rock concert
A walkie-talkie
Reindeer
Throw it down a one-way street
I wish I was a little boulder
Because the landing light was on
It was a soft drink