Posted by Franz Huber
Collingwood supporters are NOT superstitious! What? They are?
 
Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday. Wilma Rudolph, American Track & Field Athlete, triple gold medallist Rome Olympics 1960.  [OK, bring on the 2019 Season! Ed.]
 

Three Storm fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team's performance in Saturday's Grand Final against the Roosters. “I blame the general manager,” said the first guy. “If he had signed better players, we’d have won.” “I blame the players,” said the 
second one. “If they made more of 
an effort, we’d have scored more points.” “I blame my parents,” said the third. “If I’d been born in Bondi, 
I’d be supporting a decent team.”