As a kick-off the 2019/20 Footy season the club gathered around the TV in the MIA's lounge room.
Kim worked her Super Power to provide, yet another, amazing "Footy" meal
And, Bill gave us an up-date on the Leeton Whitton Crows
danny frawley and mick malthouse are sitting at a place, having a meeting together.
"how do u decide how much u pay ur players?" malthouse asks frawley.
"easy," frawley replies. "i just give them a smart test. example, matthew come in."
matthew richardson enters the room.
"matthew, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?" frawley asks him.
"oh thats easy, its me!" richo replies.
malthouse is excited about the idea. he goes home and decides to try it with his team. he rings up nathan buckley. "nathan, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother and sister?"
"ummmm," bucks wonders. "i'll have to get back to you on that." he thinks over the question but it still makes no sense to him. he then remembers james hirds smart, and decided to ask him.
"james," bucks says over the phone. "who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?"
"easy, its me," hird replies.
feeling happy, bucks decides to ring mick malthouse and tell him the good news.
"mick! i know the answer! its james hird!" buckley exclaims happily.
malthouse looks at him ignorantly, "no its not you idiot, its matthew richardson!"
"how do u decide how much u pay ur players?" malthouse asks frawley.
"easy," frawley replies. "i just give them a smart test. example, matthew come in."
matthew richardson enters the room.
"matthew, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?" frawley asks him.
"oh thats easy, its me!" richo replies.
malthouse is excited about the idea. he goes home and decides to try it with his team. he rings up nathan buckley. "nathan, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother and sister?"
"ummmm," bucks wonders. "i'll have to get back to you on that." he thinks over the question but it still makes no sense to him. he then remembers james hirds smart, and decided to ask him.
"james," bucks says over the phone. "who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?"
"easy, its me," hird replies.
feeling happy, bucks decides to ring mick malthouse and tell him the good news.
"mick! i know the answer! its james hird!" buckley exclaims happily.
malthouse looks at him ignorantly, "no its not you idiot, its matthew richardson!"
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Member Up-Date by Fiona
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Fine Session by Neil
and, of course Ditto picks on the guy with the disability...….
eh??
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Friday Coffee Club
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Remember that this weeks meeting will be held at Council Chambers at 6:00pm sharp.
Next Farmers and Makers Market will be on Sat. April 6th. Looking for volunteers!