Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless." 
 
We got rid of our landline when we found that we were the only people using it when we were looking for our mobile phones.

He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.

I am as swift as a Gazelle—an old one—with arthritis—run over by a Land Rover— 8 days ago