REFLECTIONS OF A MEDICO FROM THE INIMITABLE DR BOB

I was pushing a patient on a trolley down a hospital corridor when he asked where I was taking him.  To the morgue I said.  ‘ but I’ m not dead’ he said.  We are not there yet I replied.
A patient came to see me a few years ago. I could not remember his history so I asked him’ how is your old ailment?’  I divorced her 6 months ago he replied