Is an argument between two vegans still called a “beef”?
 
The only reason that I have taken up walking is so that I can hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last month - spent $400.  - haven’t lost a pound - apparently you have to go there!
 
We all get heavier as we get older— that’s because there is more information in our heads.  Thats my story and I’m sticking to it!