With Easter coming soon, prepare yourself with some Easter jokes for the kids . . . .We admit that some of these are pretty bad.
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop, of course!
Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get “beat up”.
How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
Because he’s an egghead.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise.
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled.
