Posted on Dec 17, 2018
Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/ decorations in your front yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? 

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. 

 I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, stop texting and throw my phone on the floor, turn my boom box down, and put my gun into the glove box. 

It's just too much drama for me, even for Christmas. Thank you, in advance, for your co-operation and understanding. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.