Jokes of the week
 
He said there was no spark between us any
more.
So I tasered him. (I’ll ask him again when he
wakes up.)
 

Overheard at the weekend from the changing
cubicle at a menswear shop: “Bugger. The
coronavirus has shrunk the trouser sizes!”
 
 
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes
closed.
My boss told me to have a good day...
... so I went home.
 

My friend said to me “What ryhmes with orange?”
I said “No it doesn’t.”