A female golfer was playing a round by herself one day when she lit her ball into a dam along the side of the fairway. She walked along the side of the water looking for her ball when she heard a voice say, "Please help me. I am trapped. If you set me free I will grant you three wishes!"
She looked down and there was a small frog trapped in an old piece of wire netting.
Without hesitation she bent down, untangled the netting and set the frog free.
"Thank you", said the frog. "Now I will grant you three wishes. There is only one thing that I forgot to mention. I know that you are married. Whatever you wish for, your husband will also receive, EXCEPT THAT HE WILL RECEIVE IT TEN TIMES MORE THAN YOU."
The woman said that she was fine with this rule.
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You realise that this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world. He will be an Adonis that other women will be all over !"
The woman replied, "That's all right, because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only ever have eyes for me."
Shazam! She became the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world, saying "I will be fine with my husband being even ten times richer than me."
Shazam! She became the richest woman in the world.
The frog enquired, "Now, what about your third wish?"
The woman thought about this and replied, "I would like a mild heart attack!"
