The policeman's teenage daughter came home in a rage.
She looked at her father and said, "We had a class in sex education at school today Dad and you lied to me. You told me that if I had sex before my eighteenth birthday, my boyfriend would die!"
The policeman looked his daughter in the eye and said, "Oh, he will my dear. He will!"
I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "No".
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "Yes".
I telephoned Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
Bill Gates said, "No."
I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "All right."
I called the Chairman of the World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "No."
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates son-in-law."
He said, "Very well."
And that's exactly how politics works. The practice of hiring inept people to work in influential positions of government. This practice is unbroken to this date.
