Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one-way street.
Q. What's the difference between an angry audience and a mad cow?
A. One boos madly and the other moos badly.
Q. What has four wheels, five doors and hangs around French cathedrals?
A The hatch-back of Notre Dame.
Quick one liners:
Be alert! Your country needs alerts!
I couldn't care less about apathy!
My inferiority complex isn't as good as yours!
Bo-peep did it for the insurance!
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!
The first three minutes of life are very dangerous. So are the last three!
