....and you thought Christmas Cracker jokes were corny!! Well these are way worse;
1. What is the best possible holiday present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
2. Did you hear the Warehouse are giving away dead batteries for the holiday?
They’re free of charge!
3. Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Santa and his wife wanted to spilt up, but there aren’t any divorce lawyers in the North Pole.
So, they got a semicolon instead; They’re great for separating independent Clauses.
5. Where do Santa and his elves go to vote?
The North Poll!
6 What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles!
7. What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
Soy to the World!
8. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!