Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says, "Crikey!  There's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says, "What's his name?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London!"
 
....and of course this joke was provided by Miles
 
...and for some LEXOPHILIA:
 
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • When chemists die, they barium..
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.