The question is which Rotarian sent this joke??
 
SELF TESTING FOR COVID-19
Pour a measure of whisky, gin or rum into a glass,
then see if you can smell it.
If you can, then drink it and if you can taste it,
it is reasonable to assume that you are currently free of Covid-19.
 
I tested myself nine times last night and was virus
free each time, thank goodness.
I will test myself again today because I have a terrible headache which can also be a Covid-19 symptom.
 
The problem with masks